Vincent Coffeepot

To perform this sexual act, one must balance upon one's hands while on a kitchen counter with one's body semi-parallel to the ground and feet suspended. At the same time, one is being made love to slowly from behind while a pot of coffee is being made. Simultaneously, with the second party's orgasm, the finished pot of coffee is poured upon the first party's back in a truly satisfying display.

The name is inspired by the popular gay porn star, Jon Vincent.

Man 1: Dude, my back hurts so much.

Man 2: What happened?

Man 1: Jon gave me a Vincent Coffeepot.

by Drewd January 18, 2011

Coffeeing

A verb used to describe drinking coffee.

Variations of the word: need some coffeing done, coffeed.

Samantha: What were you up to yesterday evening? I called you, like, 50 times at 6 pm?
Aaron: Take a chill pill, Sam. I was just coffeeing and listening to music.

by glitterglamsparkles September 21, 2016

Coffeezombie

A coffeezombie is a person who cannot move without a coffee or the person who runs out to the coffee machine first. Their main issue in the early morning is to have enough coins in their bag to get a coffee.

"I need a coffee! now!" - "Oh, you're such a Coffeezombie!"

by linguistician. November 7, 2012

Coffeenoisseur

A coffee connoiseur. An expert in the ways of coffee. Usually a nurse.

Fred is a coffeenoisseur, he'd be able to distinguish regular coffee from decaf. 👌🏼

by fredskiskiski June 19, 2017

coffeedence

The sudden burst of confidence, focus, or creativity one experiences during or immediately following the consumption of coffee/caffeine.

"Holy shit, I’ve never seen Bob give such a good presentation. He on drugs or something?"

"No, but he had a double shot of espresso this morning -- must be coffeedence."

by wordmaestro August 3, 2012

Coffeeholic

Someone who's addicted to coffee and can't stop drinking it..absolutely loves drinking coffee and usually there aren't alternatives.. Coffeeholics take refuge in fast food chains (which sell pretty bad coffee..) if the local Starbucks or cafes and coffee shops aren't available.

Assistant: Hi Dr. Colleen, may I get you anything?
Dr. Colleen: In fact, yes...I could do a cup of coffee for this half an hour, two fraps. for the next, maybe one cappu. in a couple of hours, and let's do lunch with doughnuts and a latte..that's all..pretty good huh? And today I cut down my coffee intake..impressive!
Assistant: What a coffeeholic..

by Strawberrie Sodah Splash x] May 30, 2008

coffeeboy

A person that will never ever be good enough for a real job, so they are stuck making coffee for people with real jobs.

That coffeeboy will be living with his parents forever.

That coffeeboy doesn't have a valid driver's license.

by the bruja January 7, 2010