Cocoa 

A “street term” used for cocaine. Usually used by attorneys in e-mails.

What was the mother’s drug of choice? Cocoa?

Cocoa by Slcf October 11, 2018

cocoa 

a small worthless dog that is stupid stuck up and not as awesome as any other dog

that dogs a cocoa hes not as good as blazer

cocoa by bengamin knack May 13, 2008

Cocoa 

A person who is conservative and libertarian. They often watch content creators such as Alex Jones and believe in a lot of things that most people would consider conspiracy theories. Also known as cocoa conspirators.

'My cocoa grandma told me she thought the earth was flat'
'My Mum's friend is cocoa, she's always watching Alex Jones'

Cocoa by ellema23 January 27, 2023

cocoa butter dick 

A cocoa butter dick is a dick (normally colored) that is perfectly lubricated with cocoa butter on a regular basis to ensure the penis is not ashy. This is also known as CBD.

Ady: yo Pete, send her a dick pic!
Pete: naw dawg, it's not cocoa butter dick yet

cocoa butter dick by Dickpics February 21, 2015

Cocoa pie 

The resulting masterpeice after person (a) shits into the vagina of woman (b) either during or after intercourse and lets it ooze out after it has mingled with her vaginal juices.

woman : "shit in my clunge baby"
man: "ok, lets make a cocoa pie"

Cocoa pie by spagg_bol December 12, 2010

cocoa butter 

The essence of black skin-care. (If you're black, you already know what it is)

Fuck, my skin's too ashy for this Jergens shit. I need some Cocoa Butter, nigga!

cocoa butter by Chrishawn Johnson September 9, 2008

Cocoa Nut Wipe 

When a man, while sitting on the crapper, attempts to wipe himself after crapping but accidentally swipes his hanging nuts with doo-doo stained toilet paper.

Man, my girlfriend and I were about to do it for the first time last night until she grabbed by balls and suffered the remnants of a cocoa nut wipe.

Cocoa Nut Wipe by King Pip January 21, 2009