Gey cocken offen yom

Yiddish slang that translates into "go take a shit in the ocean."

"You can gey cocken offen yom if you expect me to pay $5.00 for ground beef."

by creedmoor October 11, 2004

cockenballs

referring to the male genitalia

That coozbag was all over my cockenballs at the party. I am going to take her home and give her an extra large helping of the cockenballs.

by Phizil August 28, 2003

Cockenshtuff

Cockenshtuff: Kõk-ên-shtüf

Someone who loves inserting his junk into random objects just as you would a coin into a vending machine.

Tyler: Nick, stop fucking your old Gatorade bottle!
John: Yeah, quit being a goddamn cockenshtuff!

by Some Hairy Whale September 5, 2014

cockventure

The sexual journey of exploring new sensations, activities, or experiences with a male penis.

Matthew was so excited to embark on a new cockventure when Grant agreed to use honey on his penis.

by SPicard June 29, 2018

cockbender

A male or female, who for some reason cannot get enough cock and will go to extremes to get as much as possible in an undetermined amount of time.

Vinnie said, it's like Dorothy has been on a cockbender for the last five years.

by MistressDonnaoftheDark November 7, 2012

cockend

A variation of the old British favorite bellend, cockend is most commonly used as a random meaningless insult delivered in jest whilst in the company of peers.

"You, good sir, are a bad bad cockend."

by Chrisfu September 8, 2003

cocken

To get screwed over resulting in bad perfomance.

When I quit my job before I had another lined up, I ended up giving myself the cocken.

Oh man, that car just cut you off before the intersection! You got the cocken!

by WuBang3R January 19, 2006