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Butt jock cock-in-a-lock

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When someone's jockstrap is wiggling from their anus, and gets the strap stuck on a jammed cock lock.
"I was rushing to class when I got Butt jock cock-in-a-locked and was stuck in place until the paramedics came along."

"Did you see Angelo get butt jock cock-in-a-locked during recess?"
by mupidstaggie October 3, 2013
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jock cock

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Your shrunken penis as a result of arduous physical activity.
Dude, I just ran 5 miles and my girlfriend made fun of my jock cock.
by Senor Smalldick September 18, 2007
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A disgusting type of underpant when worn upon a young man that could be characterised by their seamy beige colour and (in most cases) exceedingly optimistic pocket for storing manhood snugly. They sit low on the hips and are in much the same fashion as a short, and are unfortunately very prone to showing the slightest skidmark, nay the barest touching of cloth by the turtle's head, in glaring, nauseating contrast.
Men who favour the y-front cock pocket jock rocket, are likely to be of the dopey gurning toothpick calibre, and in nearly all cases may also be placed in the try-hard pigeonhole.
That doopyloopy fucking stayed the night at my house, and jocked it in my bed next to me wearing nothing but his horrible y-front cock pocket jock rockets!
by becy May 3, 2005
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cock before jock

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A very large penis that is constantly bragged about but once shown its tiny
Dude you lied about your dick size, its tiny, cock before jock.
by S3men3ata October 26, 2017
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The infamous nickname given to an arrogant homosexual male named Rocky who spent his free time hoping to be the center of a bukake ritual.
After Ryan slapped Eric on the butt, Eric exclaimed, "If you keep that gay shit up, you're gonna be gayer than Cocky Rocky the Bukake Jockey!"
by Capn' Whackin Cracka January 6, 2008
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Anal Craving Cock Jockey

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One who Craves the insertion of dick in their, or someone else's ass, preferably on top of the cock.
Nathan is such an anal craving cock jockey!
by B_Nastyyy July 5, 2009
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cock jockey

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Someone who bounces up and down on a penis with similar enthusiasm of that of a jockey riding a horse. Usually used to describe a homosexual male.
No you can't fuck me vigorously in the ass, What do you think I am some kinda cock-jockey.
by Smokey McPot April 10, 2005
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