Cockulation

A girl’s thought process when she approximates the size of a man’s dick before she goes home with him.

“According to my cockulation, he’s got a pretty weak dick game.”

by Cockulator January 12, 2018

consultation

a meeting with an expert or professional, such as a medical doctor, in order to seek advice.

a consultation with a homeopathic doctor

by Yranoitcid_Nabru231343 January 10, 2021

Spontaneous consultation

An explosion of ideas and collaborative exchange of information with colleagues, office mates, clinical supervisors or spouses, caused by a localized anxiety-increasing reaction for the clinician needing ideas and/or inspiration for client care and may or may not involve the addition of an alcoholic beverage.

Often characterized by a sudden bursting into an anxiety-fueled monologue with, hopefully, another professional, regarding a complicated case that has one perplexed, feeling inadequate, hopeless, or in amazement about.

As soon as I got home from work I had a spontaneous consultation with my wife about an issue at work.

by Papa on Whidbey March 24, 2022