cockswinger

A completely annoying and/or useless person. Also has the form 'cockswinging' when preceding another adjective.

"Dave is a complete cockswinger."
"You just spilt my pint you cockswinging cunt."

by The ghost of Lawrie Sanchez December 29, 2005

cockmonger

A kleptomaniac specializing in cock, who then sells it.

"I heard Lorena Bobbit tried to sell her husband's dick after she cut it off. What a cockmonger."

by Elastin April 4, 2009

cock sponge

A stank ass female that seems like a good idea to fuck when ur drunk.

"I'd love to stick my man pole in that little cock sponge at the end of the bar !"

by troy October 21, 2004

cockslinger

A female that sleeps around

Mary is slept with the entire football team. She is such a cockslinger!!!

by atl*girlie January 16, 2003

cockmonger

One who loves and worships the cock so much, that they can summon it at great will

"That bitch is such a cockmonger!"

by Seth March 23, 2005

cockslinger

A musty-ass woman who sleeps around with lots of guys. She probably knows how your bro's dick looks. They pull out dicks all the time, firing out cum like a cowboy with a gun.

Cockslinger: pew pew!

by username0991 May 2, 2020

cockmonger

1. To horde cock for one's self. Often used as an insult towards a male friend.

Logan is such a cockmonger.

by NateSharrock December 10, 2008