Mexican Cock Sneeze

First, stretch a mans jag hole or end of the penis. Insert a funnel and pour a solution made of water, crushed red pepper flakes and cumin down a mans urethra. And swish for 2 to 5 minutes. Then proceed to ejaculate in any fashion you wish. When the man blows his load it is a mexican cock sneeze.

Can also be used as a derogatory term.

She gave me a mexican cock sneeze.
That guy is such a mexican cock sneeze.

by The Hot Sausage June 16, 2010

cockfreeze

when your hot boyfriend (or girlfriend) is near you and you cant have an intelligent conversation because you cant find the words because the thought of sex (conscious or subconscious) is blocking your brain from any cohesive thought process

i was trying to have an intelligent conversation about the crisis in Ukraine when i looked over at my boyfriend and had a cockfreeze and totally forgot what i was going to say.

by whitemomlovzrap April 30, 2014

Cock Sneeze

when some dude sprays cock juice into a Kleenex.

eww dude, that lil bastard leaves his cock sneeze rags all over his room!

by Mr motherfucker January 28, 2017

CockSleeve

It is a mans Forskin the sleeve in which his penis is surrounded by and

“Hey can i see your Cock Sleeve?” “Yeah Sure” “thats a nice cocksleeve brother”

by Gabriel_Eggs May 30, 2018

cock sneeze

of or pertaining to an expulsion of air through the penis. WARNING: May cause pain with possible scarring.

"You cock sneeze!"

by Billy Bob December 12, 2002

Cock Sneeze

Evaluation of dickbreathe; Breathalyzer for sucking dick.

Becky: Baby, I swear I didn't suck his dick ;~;
Tyrone: Are you willing to take a Cock Sneeze?

by LostYourCottonPickinMind August 26, 2016

Cock Sneeze

when some dude sprays cock juice into a Kleenex.

eww dude, that lil bastard leaves his cock sneeze rags all over his room!

by Mr motherfucker January 28, 2017