cocksalt

When you shoot your load across a mirror and let it dry and then line it up with a razor blade for your friends to snort...

That was a Fat line of Cocksalt you just did!

by shubacca2 March 25, 2017

Cockball

(n) A game invented by a Vermont Intellectual, Police Officer, and an Anarchist comprising of a tennis ball and a basketball ball hoop. The objective is to throw a tennis ball over a 12 foot fence whilst several rules have the players act out several odd acts. For example if the ball lands on the line of play, the opposing team has to dance like a chicken(cock) without male genitals(cock) whilst turbofolk from the Yugoslav Civil War plays.

“Dang, Cockball is so much better than Full Court.”

by Ben 5hapiro December 3, 2019

Cockwallace

unparliamentary language

9. no unparliamentary language (i.e. don't say Cockwallace)

by ♥🗺☠ May 26, 2021

cockballs

someone with a penis so small it seems like there cock and balls are one object.

Fuck you and your cockballs.

by kyle February 1, 2004

cockballer

cockball/cockballer - noun/adj.

1. The cavalier usage of offroad vehicles by a daring driver.

2. A man who utilises offroad vehicles, specifically Land Rovers, in an aggressive and rugged fashion.
3. An offroad vehicle suitable in its construction for "cockballer" driving.

"That county 90 is a real cockballer when shes at full bore."
"He's really cockballing that 110 down the green lane today."
"His full tilt approach to that challenge was executed in proper cockballing manner."

by Sir Reginald Chauncey-Moreau October 30, 2009

Cocksafloppin'

A disease in which a male's genitals hang freely.

Hey buddy, yer cocksafloppin'.

by chibisolidsnake July 27, 2010

cockballman

Desmond Strickland

He's the real cockballman

by BiffleTheFurry January 13, 2022