cockpuffer

A filthy anal extrusion that attaches itself to the cock of man or shemale and feeds on its gelatinous ejaculate for several days, better known as type 1 De La Paz.

Cockpuffer De La Paz smoked his dad's chubby cock while his mum puffed on my huge dick.

by shocker of De La Paz mum's cunt March 16, 2004

cock puller

male masturbator.

that loser is such a cock puller, he just sits around in his momma's basement playing with himself.

by kyle marx April 10, 2003

Cockpulse

A feeling usually experienced by thirteen year old boys when bumping into or brushing past a person of the opposite sex. The pent-up sexual tension causes a sudden pulse to the cock, occasionally resulting in an awkward boner.

Tom: Yo Jon, when Jenny bumped past me in the hall, I totally felt a Cockpulse. I couldn't stand up during my entire next class!

by Walrus Sack September 23, 2009

Cockpuzzler

A woman who looks like they may actually have a cock but you can't really tell

Guy 1: "I think Eddie might be a cockpuzzler, I'm pretty sure there's a bulge"

Guy 2: "Well she looks like a girl so idk"

by corcor64 February 24, 2021

cockullberry

one who has no idea of what is going on at the current moment.

Look at john standing over there like he's clueless, he's such a cockullberry!

by Johnny Apples33d January 1, 2013