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Cockmuncher

One who munches and sucks on penises.
Also a commonly used insult.
"That whore is such a cockmuncher"

"I hate you...you're such a cockmuncher."
by Neel Vora January 11, 2006
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Comance

A deep relationship between a boy and a girl that is strictly friends only. Almost like a couple, without the sexual or emotional attachment. The boy-girl equivalent to a Bromance or Hoemance. A Co-ed Romance.
"Nick and Megan are always together, are they a couple?"

"No, they are like best friends. Definitely a Comance!
by janexbang February 25, 2009
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Cockmoney

A guy who's got, or at least looks like he's got a fair amount of moneh, and does everything in his power to make people see this. Often wear expencive clothing and accessories, and has a rather douchie hairdo.
Also this guy is quite the cock, or at least he act like one.
...hence the name "cockmoney"
Guy1: Cockmoney just left.

Guy2: ...thank gaaawd!
by niteass February 4, 2010
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cockface

Referring to someone who's been a real asshole to you.
My grade 11 math teacher was a real cockface!
by Warden April 19, 2006
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Cockmastery

Mastery of the Phallus, including but not limited to jazzing the glass, taking in mass amounts of semen, riding wangs, eating cucumbers, jacking the jervis.
Pure and unadulterated Mastery over phallus and all it's functions. Often fellatio, Handjobs, taking in multiple Phalluses into a single orifice.
Man Britany acheived cockmastery last night, she took all four of our dicks and then swallowed like a gallon of cum.

Quiten attained cockmastery when he joined the Man-Navy last week.
by Sed November 10, 2005
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cockmaster general

A person who is a master of cock handling and surpasses the common skill level of someone who would be called an expert. Commonly refers to a homosexual male or a person being accused of being homosexual, but could also be used to refer to a woman good at sex.
That girl I took home last night was a cockmaster general.

Is that your boyfriend? Damn you are a cockmaster general.
by mr. bigglesworth III December 17, 2008
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bitch ass motherfucking cockface

What you say when you're extremely triggered.
Steve: I had sex with your mother.
John: You little bitch ass motherfucking cockface!
by Merlinwouldyalookatthetime January 29, 2018
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