cockknocker

1. Person who can not do anything right (see Fuckup) 2. Masterbator (see Jerkoff)

1. Get it together you cockknocker! 2. I don't like Bob, he's a real cockknocker.

by Hepcat January 24, 2003

cockknocker

One who engages in the act of touching his penis to another man's penis in a "knocking" fashion.

I know for sure that Bob is a cockknocker because I witnessed him slapping another man's penis with his own.

by Anonymous February 14, 2004

cockknocker

One who engages in the act of knocking cocks

Mike is a cockknocker

by Serial Killer Man January 30, 2004

cockernocker

A cockernocker is a alcoholic drink containing one small bottle of babycham and a double gin,

Can i have a cockernocker please

by Bob2013 July 16, 2013

Cockknocker

Someone who likes to be smacked with a cock in the face

"Come on Thomas slam that cock on my chin!" "your such a nasty cockknocker"

by IFGODWASONEOFUS February 1, 2015

Jeffrey Cockerblocker

A special kind of Cockblocking where men, specifically named Andrew, play a prank on you while you hook up with your exclusive girlfriend.

Andrew Jeffrey cockerblockered john last night at Staceys party.

by andrew piddlestein February 15, 2018