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Cockblocked by Steve Jobs 

The act or reactive measure when the opposite sex makes eye-contact with you and then proceeds to plug in their iPod as a defense mechanism to prevent you from making a move on them.
Josh: I saw this girl on the bus and was going to hit on her, then she busted out her iPod.

Sam: Aw man, you got cockblocked by Steve Jobs
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cockblocking keyboard 

The keyboard that was shown at the beginning of the 'Hell To The No' number in Season 2, Episode 16 of Glee. It is the 'cockblocking keyboard' because the scene before 'Hell To The No' was the scene of Kurt and Blaine's first kiss. Right before they were about to show Kurt and Blaine's steamy second kiss, the scene cut to the angle of this keyboard, thus instigating a cockblock among the Klaine fandom.
Person 1: What's so special about this keyboard?
Klaine shipper: It is the cockblocking keyboard of evil. I WANT MY SECOND KLAINE KISS!

cockblockasaurus

Someone who is constantly cockblocking you, i.e. preventing you from hooking up with a chick. In extreme situations, cockblockasaurus rex.
Jason is always fucking up my game! Cockblockasaurus.

Cockblocker

A cockblocker is the often stigmatizing label given to an individual who, under social norms, is charged with and found guilty of one or more of the following acts (the range of acts is not limited to those mentioned herein):

1) She/He interferes when two people are flirting.
2) She/He interferes when two people are being intimate by way of kissing, dancing, or cuddling
3) She/He interferes while two people are engaging in genital intimacy, foreplay, or sexual intercourse
4) She/He interferes in any of the above acts that involve more than two people.

Normally a cock blocker is only labeled such when she/he interferes with the prospect of sexual intercourse, but since any of the above can lead to sexual intercourse, we can expand our definition.
1) Ron (aware of his actions) walked over to Jim and Sally's table while they were having a romantic dinner on their anniversary. Ron's a cockblocker.

2) James purposely coughed loudly to interrupt Jenine's and Michale's goodbye kiss. James is a cockblocker.

3) Tim walked over to Gregory and noticed that his hand was in Christiana's pants. He inconsiderately bumps into Tim, making him feel uncomfortable and thus pull his hand out. Tim is guilty of cockblocking.

4) Kathy hid all the toys her parents were planning to use in tonight's secret orgy at the Krusty Krab. Kathy is a cockblocker
Cockblocker by SinedIsahnac November 25, 2010

defensive cockblock 

Act of interfering with someone who is kicking it to your piece.
Jim was all over my woman, so I had to defensive cockblock all night.
defensive cockblock by j May 13, 2005

cockblocker

someone who prevents someone from getting sex.
cockblocker by Joey March 20, 2003

cockblockalypse 

A cockblock or cock-blockthat it spells/feels like the end of the world.

Can only really be applied if the cockblock takes place after more than an hour of conversation with the female that has been blocked.
'Man, her mate came back, they had to get a taxi, complete and utter cockblockalypse'
cockblockalypse by Robbie Best January 16, 2008