This word is being defined incorrectly on UD. The real meaning of this word is slang for diarrhea. Usually it's used in plural form.
by mocha123456 November 24, 2009
Get the Cockatoomug. 1. A bird that resembles a penis.
2. A penis that resembles a bird.
3. A bird that's trained to massage a penis.
4. A penis that's trained to massage a bird.
2. A penis that resembles a bird.
3. A bird that's trained to massage a penis.
4. A penis that's trained to massage a bird.
1. "Look up in the sky? Is that a penis or the endangered Cockatoo?"
2. "Like I hooked up with this guy last night and his dick totally looked like a Finch...it was Cockatoo for sure."
3. "I just bought the best pet ever."
4. "Yo, my Cockatoo was massaging this eagle and it bit it off."
2. "Like I hooked up with this guy last night and his dick totally looked like a Finch...it was Cockatoo for sure."
3. "I just bought the best pet ever."
4. "Yo, my Cockatoo was massaging this eagle and it bit it off."
by bullshitinyourface May 23, 2010
Get the Cockatoomug. Cock|atoo
Cock - PENIS
Atoo - a sneezing sound. Sneezing Blows. You can blow a cock.
Cockatoo = A cock you want to blow(BJ_
Cock - PENIS
Atoo - a sneezing sound. Sneezing Blows. You can blow a cock.
Cockatoo = A cock you want to blow(BJ_
by Charles M. Montgomery! December 29, 2008
Get the Cockatoomug. A town where most of its female population aim to be pregnant by age 18, therefor making it easy for males to find a girl to sleep.
Dave: "I went to Cockatoo last night"
John: "You get laid?"
Dave: "Are you kidding its Cockatoo, like 7 times all different girls same party"
John: "You get laid?"
Dave: "Are you kidding its Cockatoo, like 7 times all different girls same party"
by John Cantaro September 19, 2008
Get the Cockatoomug. A species of Avian that has a distinct amount of capabilities and mindsets. The bird itself is very bright and gleaming with happiness and joy.
Its favorite past time is to scream at quite literally fucking everything. It will verbally abuse anything it sees move, from a human opening the fridge, to a leaf falling off a fucking tree.
Even if you treat this creature with the utmost respect and adore it heavily, touch this nigga and you'll lose a finger, promise. This thing will chase you down your own house and make it a 6-course meal. But no no no, you think the thing eats? Every plate of food is just another thing to insult to this pathetic fucking mistake of an animal.
Its favorite choice of vocabulary is usually a single sounding screech that sounds somewhat like the word "Rat."
If it wants to consume an item of food to survive, it will alert you. You may ask "What is this miraculous work of nature's signal that it is hungry?" Well, it is simple, it will just climb up and down its cage for about 20 minutes to 3 years at a time, because what else is it gonna fucking do, it's a worthless fucking specimen. If it is not in a cage, you will simply become the food, and it will tear you to shreds with its stupid fucking talons.
Its favorite past time is to scream at quite literally fucking everything. It will verbally abuse anything it sees move, from a human opening the fridge, to a leaf falling off a fucking tree.
Even if you treat this creature with the utmost respect and adore it heavily, touch this nigga and you'll lose a finger, promise. This thing will chase you down your own house and make it a 6-course meal. But no no no, you think the thing eats? Every plate of food is just another thing to insult to this pathetic fucking mistake of an animal.
Its favorite choice of vocabulary is usually a single sounding screech that sounds somewhat like the word "Rat."
If it wants to consume an item of food to survive, it will alert you. You may ask "What is this miraculous work of nature's signal that it is hungry?" Well, it is simple, it will just climb up and down its cage for about 20 minutes to 3 years at a time, because what else is it gonna fucking do, it's a worthless fucking specimen. If it is not in a cage, you will simply become the food, and it will tear you to shreds with its stupid fucking talons.
by A Merican' November 12, 2018
Get the Cockatoomug. (1) A co-worker who repeatedly angles his/her head over your shoulder to see your screen. (2) A busybody or eavesdropper. (3) An uninvited person who shows signs of curiousity in your private life.
Derived from the machinations of the bird on the television show "Bareta" who sat on Robert Blake's shoulder, the term is also intended to be less obvious to the "g.c." himself when he is being referenced.
Derived from the machinations of the bird on the television show "Bareta" who sat on Robert Blake's shoulder, the term is also intended to be less obvious to the "g.c." himself when he is being referenced.
"I can't talk right now. I got gay cocktoos all around me."
"Quit reading over my shoulder, yo! You're like a gay cocktoo!"
"Hang on. I got a gay cockatoo."
"Quit reading over my shoulder, yo! You're like a gay cocktoo!"
"Hang on. I got a gay cockatoo."
by Spider Goodlegs September 12, 2005
Get the gay cockatoomug. A gay bar where homosexual enjoy in engaging in sexual behavior with each other.
A bar
A sex club
A homosexual establishment
A bar where there is no turning back
A bar
A sex club
A homosexual establishment
A bar where there is no turning back
Steven loves going to cockatoos
OMG, steven said, let's go to cockatoos !
Cockatoos is my favorite place said a steven.
The stevensons family vacation was at cockatoos !
NEVER go to cockatoos said the rest of the world !
OMG, steven said, let's go to cockatoos !
Cockatoos is my favorite place said a steven.
The stevensons family vacation was at cockatoos !
NEVER go to cockatoos said the rest of the world !
by harshetandoor February 9, 2015
Get the cockatoosmug.