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Cock Gobbler 

This is when a woman is going down on her man's member during Thanksgiving dinner while gobbling out loud like a turkey when the whole family is sitting down to dinner.

Extra points are given for gobbling like a turkey in front of a homeless man who has also been invited over to Thanksgiving dinner. How nice.
Hey Steve, your sister is a mean cock gobbler... Want to grab dinner sometime? Your sister is invited of course...
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cock gobbler 

one who voraciously sucks weiners
phil is a total cock gobbler
cock gobbler by daddy March 9, 2004

cock gobbler 

When a female pecks onto a male's penis like a chicken
Rick: Hey, Erika is a really good cock gobbler.
Eric: Damn, dude that's awesome!

cock gobbler 

An individual with loose morals who inserts a phallus into his/her oral cavity, and applies vigorous suction until ejaculation has commenced.
Jimmy is a cock gobbler and likes to teabag those wet testicles.
cock gobbler by Darwen Ledger April 10, 2003

cock gobbler 

One with an insatiable penchant for performing oral sex on a man. Best used to deride another person who's really, really irritating.
cock gobbler by M. James August 15, 2003

Cock gobbler 

Pronounced:(Cawk gawb-blur)

Mainly a woman that sports a double chin and enjoys sucking cock. Like a turkey, they strut around jiggling their neck in search of a cocks to gobble.
Double chins are directly proportional to Value Meal intake of cock gobbler.

"Man, I have never seen as many Cock Gobblers as I have seen today up at McDonald's."
Cock gobbler by Turkey ball November 7, 2012

Cock Gobbler 

Hey guys, my girlfriend is quite a grand cock gobbler
Cock Gobbler by james o'brian November 19, 2003