cock eyed 

When a male is getting head the female is cock eyed because she is looking down at the dick while sucking it.

Dick in her mouth, now shes cock eyed.

cock eyed by Dat Blood July 29, 2008

Cock-eyed. 

A way of saying something is messed up or went wrong.

1:
Woman:"What's wrong?"

Woman's best friend:"I stubbed my toe, now it's all cock-eyed."

2:
Wife: "Is the new table ready to be brought in?"

Husband:"No, I broke a screw now it's all cock-eyed"

Cock-eyed. by Kayaluki!!! September 5, 2009

cock eyed 

A general inability to perform physical actions due to a temporary handicap; though all body parts may be included.

Why didn't you hit the volleyball over the net, are your arms cock eyed?

cock eyed by Jason "godzilla dong" M December 22, 2008

Cock Eyed 

when a woman loves cock so much she can't take her eyes off it.

wow man that bitch is cock eyed!

holey shit she hasn't stopped looking at it sinse I got here, she be cock eyed mother fucker!

Cock Eyed by bollateck June 1, 2011

Cock eyed 

When a man sitcks his penis in another man's eye while he is sleeping. This is usually done at a beer bash or shindig.

This happened when Dusty Robson(FUCKIN DICK!!!!) did this to me while i slept........I HATE HIM

Cock eyed by REGRETING FALLING ASLEEP!!! March 28, 2005

Cock eyed 

Someone’s who’s eyes are looking in different directions.

Wether it’s by a bunch or not.

Person 1: Do I look cock eye.

Person 2: Yeah, just a tiny bit cock eyed

Cock eyed by Thousand measurement April 14, 2022

cock eyed rice slapper 

a chinese person who rips you off.

that cock eyed rice slapper sold this necklace for 20$ and it broke on the way home.

cock eyed rice slapper by seaner terdil October 23, 2009