Cock Waffle 

Cock waffle is an insult towards the stupidest of stupid retards who have a microscopic penis.

Cock waffles are also dick heads who think they own the world after doing the only things even dumbasses are scared of doing. Cock waffles have no fear, and no balls. Their penis is microscopic or non existant.

Olli: "YOUR SUCH A COCK WAFFLE."
Zaylen: " HUH- MY COCK ISNT A WAFFLE."
Olli: "NO YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING RETARD WITH A TINY PENIS."
Zaylen: "MY PENIS ISN'T TINY."

Cock Waffle by F4k3_Fl0w3rs March 16, 2023

Cock-waffle

What you call someone when they shoot you unexpectedly in the 'Team Rumble' LTM in Fortnite: Battle Royale.

Oh, you fucking cock-waffle!

Cock-waffle by Kurzo July 26, 2021

Office Cock Waffle 

A male co-worker that nobody likes and makes fun of behind their back. They are usually found kissing the exec team's asses.

Karen: "I invited Dale to go to dinner with us tonight!"
Tim: "Damn it Karen!! Everyone knows he's the OCW here!"
Karen: OCW?
Tim: Office Cock Waffle!

Office Cock Waffle by FlyingSquirrel2018 January 5, 2018

Dicknose Cock Waffle 

When a cock penetrates so far down thru the throat that it comes out the nose while getting slapped by a waffle.

I was taking a shit and my buddies hiding in the bathtub hit me with a dicknose cock waffle.

Dicknose Cock Waffle by tUrd dRAgoN 69 420 April 15, 2020

waffle cock 

can also mean rubbish or poppycock, can also be used to declare shenannigans during a drinking game

"I just can't believe this waffle cock!!"
or
"You cant do that in beer pong!!! I declare waffelcock!!!!"

waffle cock by Indy&Shortround December 9, 2008

waffle cock 

a fat homosexual who has a small penis and enjoys having sex with smaller people with the same size, so as not to make him feel like a complete loser.

That waffle cock over there tried asking me to have sex with him!

waffle cock by Tom23543 December 22, 2006

Ginger waffle cock 

Timmmeehhhhhh!!!

Timmmmeeehhh is a ginger waffle cock. Nuff said!

Ginger waffle cock by Bladesbob June 21, 2020