cock punch

it's a bonk on the willy-wonk

Butthead gave Beavis a good bonk on the willy-wonk.

Beavis:"damn it Butthead did you have to cock punch me like that"?

Butthead: "uhhh...YEAH"...

by M.Judge September 23, 2004

Cock-punch

closed-fist blow to the penis

These folks deserve a big cock-punch.

by Dave October 22, 2003

Cock Punch

When you are about to receive head (blowjob), and shes unzips your jeans,if your jeans have been tight and you have a stiffy. The pressure is released all at once causing your hard cock to fly out and smack the ho in the face at a tremendous force.

"Dude i was totally gunna get a blowjob but then i cockpunched her. "
" I'm afraid we cannot fix your face due to the damage caused by your clients cock" - Doctor to a ho

"Cock Punch totally rips off my Falcon punch." Captain Falcon on Cock Punch

by A crazy lol bitch July 26, 2009

Cock-punch

Physical blow to the male groin

Sammy hit George with a hard cock-punch

by Rich April 25, 2003

Cock-punch

stringing a rooster up by it's feet and using it for a speed bag

it's how they used to train for a bare-knuckles boxing match in the nether regions of hillbilly hell

by it's the in-breedin' May 16, 2004

cock-punch

A super-fast erection while in the vicinity of an enemy such that the head of the now erect penis inflicts damage to the enemy by sheer impact; like a normal arm-punch.

He knocked his opponent out with a thunderous cock-punch

by cockermaster July 25, 2012

reverse cock punch

Hitting someone in the mouth so hard that their balls hurt.

Timmy: I just got the reverse cock punch.
Timmy2: What's that?
Timmy: I got punched in the mouth so hard my balls hurt.
Timmy2: Oh so that's what that feeling is called.

by Edgar Von Winkersteinovich November 27, 2006