Cock in hand

Expression: Effortless. Easy. Under control. There is nothing to worry about. Attainable.

Sanjay: "Conrad, you haven't uploaded my naked polaroids yet!"
Conrad: "Don't worry baby, it's all cock in hand, I'll have those up tomorrow."

Sanjay: "I think the border patrol is going to catch us!"
Conrad: "Not even, it's cock and hand. I fumigated the shipment with coffee been extract."

Sanjay: "I wouldn't lie to you, but I just made the sex with 2 coworkers during lunch."
Conrad: "Well Sanjay, as they say it all cock in hand."

by ConradLovesYou3 March 16, 2011

Cock In Hand

It means for real or exactly.

Person 1: I didn’t sleep at all last night i’m so tired!

Person 2: Dude cock in hand I couldn’t sleep either!

by it’s actually me February 20, 2021

Cock In Hand

means fr

Person 1: dude I didn’t sleep at all last night

Person 2: dude cock in hand me neither!

by it’s actually me February 20, 2021

Second Hand Cock Smoke

When you been smoking cock with a flamethrower and someone around you gets that second hand cock smoke.

Smoking cock less than 25 feet from the building can cause second hand cock smoke.

by Mattroid Prime March 2, 2020

hand-to-cock resuscitation

A medical procedure performed by busty nurses to alleviate all forms of physical and psychological pain in male patients by increasing the bloodflow to the penis using their hands.

Jim had lost both arms, one leg, an eye and six fingers in the accident. Realising how much pain he was in, Nurse Flanders came to his rescue, alleviating the pain via hand-to-cock resuscitation

by Susanna Katyn August 10, 2009

hand on cock over

a reference to your penis as a way out of getting out of a sticky conversation with someone.

"Adar I thought you were going to pick me up tonight?
" hand on cock over"

by gatorade24 November 8, 2019

hand eye cock

Touching your penis with mustard and making eye contact with your grandparents

penis touching with grandparents which is hand eye cock

by Biggins546 October 4, 2016