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churn

When used in a business context.
noun: Churn is used when referring to 'churn rate'. Churn rate or churn, is the percentage of people that stop using or subscribing to a service within a certain time frame. For a business to be profitable, its growth rate must exceed its churn. As well as customer churn, there is revenue churn.
verb: These customers that have left have 'churned'.
Calculating churn can be simple. To find the percentage of customers that have churned, take the number of customers you have lost during a time frame, for example a month, and divide it by the number of customers you had at the beginning of that month.
by myword77 February 15, 2017
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Tallahassee Butter Churn

The act of masturbating whilst one defecates.
-"Have you ever churned butter Tallahassee style?"
-"If you mean Tallahassee butter churn, then yes, I've done that twice today."
by Larry Lazer May 17, 2013
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churnalism

Term coined by author Nick Davies to describe poor practices of modern day journalists who "churn" or recycle news stories off the wire or internet without appropriate critical investigation.
Where once journalists were seen travelling out and about in the search for facts, a large majority are now, literally, chained to their desks waiting for the next major scoop; eager to be the first to report on the topic and thus draw traffic to their news sites... this is churnalism.
by Kimberly Lester April 21, 2008
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Churn the Dookie Butter

The toilet got clogged after I took a shit, so I had to churn the dookie butter!
by MM85 July 15, 2014
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clungeon

The term clungeon is a combination of the 2 words clunge, (which is a crude name for a female's Jame's Blunt) and dungeon.

It is used to describe a venue where there is often serious amounts of clunge - so much so that the walls are often dripping with the juices of this so called clunge.
That place was seriously a clungeon. You could scoop up the drippings from the floor with a soup ladle.
by Boon Diggity Dog December 27, 2010
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Churn and Burn

The idea is to hire people, squeeze everything from them by overloading with a hard work, then throw them out with no mercy, hire other employees - and do the same with the new one.
With their funding getting cut, they were just hiring people, working them 60-80 hrs per week, firing them with no mercy, then repeating with the next candidate. The typical churn and burn scenario.
by realityexpander@gmail.com October 23, 2019
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clunker

Much similar to the definition hooptie, but in this case so fucking raggedy the car either can have a cloths wire for a door, broken seatbelts, makes strainge "clunka clunka" noises when its driving suggesting something is loose and dragging from the car, have a dishrag for a gas cap, have a paintjob with spraypaint, have 5+ different colors of paint on it, get less than 5 miles a gallon, or all the above.
"god fucking damn, joshs car is such a clunker"
by some guy February 28, 2003
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