chumplet

An exceptionally small variety of chump, ranging from gullible children, stupid animals, or foolish midgets.

Hey, look - those children are climbing into that white, windowless, unmarked van. What chumplets.

by Brash December 9, 2008

clumpet

Yer mea

Yer mea is a clumpet

by Dbdudjdkdndmdjdjd July 25, 2021

Crumplets

Tiny bits of hard shit that get stuck on your anus hairs.

Man, those crumplets in your ass are hard to lick out.

by Xymox1 October 28, 2008

Opportunity Cumpletion

Based loosely on the economic principle of opportunity cost:
1. It is the act of withholding ones orgasm during masterbation in hopes of finding a better scene/camera angle in the pornographic video you are watching.
2. The difficult decision that must be made during intercourse as to when it is acceptable for a male to finish.

I waited until the end of the film for my opportunity cumpletion.

by Balls Kolano January 20, 2009

crumplet

a terrible smelling fart that is indused by something unnatural. Such as sorbitol (sugar substitute).

"O dear lord that is the worst smelling crumplet!"

by w2454 October 17, 2008

chumplet

a complete chump one who is a fool and should be told so

Man Joey is such a chumplet, he should leave and go home.

by Andrew October 9, 2004

Clumple

(Noun) a mixture of "clump" and "crumple." Refers to the misuse of the "English language" in which there is no regard for spelling, tense, word order, sentence structure, thought cohesion, punctuation, or pronunciation.

"Her Facebook status said:
"Wen someone says there ur friend and help u out no mater wat there a lie there just like every person dat f u over i wont say no names that wen u cut there sry ass off i hate as people."
I don't even know what she is talking about. It's like she's speaking in clumple."

by Andashley Goyberton December 9, 2009