clownshoe

n.

1. A stupid person; a dolt.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years.
3. Marked by a lack of intelligence.

synonyms: idiot, imbecile, cretin, dumbass, asshat, retard

Stop hitting yourself in the head, you clownshoe.

The world is full of clownshoes.

by MongledMonkey May 8, 2003

Clownshoeing

Verb: an act of placing yourself into a conversation/situation that you weren't invited to by standing very closely to people, or the group of people.

Noun: He is standing there clownshoeing that guy.

You are talking to a guy or girl and the clownshoer comes over and stands between you, as if they are wearing clownshoes.

Tony: Dude, I was standing next to the hot chick at the bar, chatting it up, when Mike started clownshoeing me and started talking to me.

Scott: Dude, what a clownshoer.

by TMoney34 August 16, 2010

Clownshoes

The lowest of the low. The only thing lower than a clown is his shoes.

Some fucking pair of clownshoes has stolen little retarded Jimmy's wheelchair.

by Yaroond Mahmoud September 14, 2016

clownshoe

a moron, a very stupid indivisual or someone who says stupid things

you wont believe what john asked me yesterday,what a clownshoe

by keith lagerfeld January 28, 2009

Clownshoe

1) Clownshoe is mostly used as a subtle word used to describe banging your women. It can be used for any form of sexual pleasure.

2)It can be used to mean anything you want it to be.

1) "Yo man i clownshoed your mom last night!!"

"Last night i had my clownshoe sucked SEVEN TIMES!"

2) "you little clownshoe"

"whats for dinner mom? clownshoe spaggetti again for the love of clownshoe"

by hjhjhjhjhjhjhj August 30, 2006

Clownshoe

The ultimate weapon of choice

"he was packing a clownshoe when Danny Rodriguez was killed at the DmV"

by Brad March 16, 2003

Clownshoes

A kid with big feet, head fat, and an insatiable appetite, and is considered by many a total waste of space. Also see fatass.

David, you're fucking clownshoes!

by Klepto01 November 29, 2006