clown mouth 

an anus so heavily abused by anal sex that the sphincter can no longer contract all the way causing it to remain open in an irritatedly red and droopish manner resembling an agape clown mouth

He felt no need to use lubrication while fucking her clown mouth.

clown mouth by dewback December 5, 2010

Clown Mouth 

Slang for chapped lips.

I disregarded the lip balm and constantly wet my lips, and now I have clown mouth.

Clown Mouth by AmeliorateTooLate February 12, 2024

Professional mouth clown

Another way to say someone loves to give blowjobs. They suck that dick until the head turns red like a clown nose. Clown that cock till it laughs up cum.

Yo see Larry? He's on the downlow he's a total professional mouth clown. When he was in the joint he made his whole cell blocks cocks looks like goddamn circus. Red cocks all over.

Cherry professional mouth clown my dick yo. Looks like a stoplight yo!

Professional mouth clown by Mongo Lloyd Banks December 12, 2012

Clown Mouthing 

When a woman comes and sprays ejaculate into the open mouth of her partner. She wins when the partner's mouth is so full that he/she must spit or swallow.

"I went down on Kali so well last night, she squirted like a fountain, so I started clown mouthing her like a carnival game. If I had a balloon on top of my head it would have popped."

Clown Mouthing by Louis Bahan February 27, 2008

clownmouth 

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man, I got some wicked bad clownmouth last night. I can still taste the blood in my mouth.

clownmouth by franktothemax October 25, 2008

Clown shoe mother fucker 

Wanna be bass tournament angler that has a jersey full of sponsors giving him a 10% discount. Also has a wrapped truck and not that he paid for himself.

look at that clown shoe mother fucker at the fruit jar wearing a jersey.

Clown shoe mother fucker by @basswd May 26, 2018