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Leadfoot Clothesline 

Leadfoot Clothesline occurs when the driver of a vehicle has to break suddenly at a high to moderate speed. Concerned for the safety of the passenger riding shotgun the driver thinks that in the event the seatbelt fails, or you are not wearing one. They believe they will be able to prevent you from hitting your face off the dashboard or being ejected from the car entirely nulling the laws of motion and momentum, using only but one fully extended right arm. This will always result in a back hand to the chest, neck or face and an immediate apology.
"I guess you didn't see that car pull out, thanks for trying to save me with the leadfoot clothesline but now my chest hurts."
Leadfoot Clothesline by Richkjak November 28, 2009
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Annie Clothesline 

When a Ginger male shoots his grapefruit sized load into the ever shrinking eye of his vertically challenged Filipino lover while in her Grans house for the day.
You'll never guess what happened this weekend Evad, I Annie Clotheslined that Eltsacyllab bitch into the void

Stingray on a clothesline 

Stingray on a clothesline See also wizard's sleeve;
The inner labia of a vagina that protrude well beyond the outer labia. So called because they are large and stretchy and flap in the wind and looks very similar to a stingray hung over a clothesline.
Also gives a similar appearance to the the silken sleeve of a wizard's garments.
OMG!!, after that all night orgy, Jen's box looks like a Stingray on a clothesline!!!

Italian Clothesline 

When you clothesline a girl, knocking her unconscious, and then cover her in spaghetti, pour marinara sauce in her pussy, and fuck her.
Jenny had to shower after I gave her an Italian Clothesline.

russian clothesline 

When someone takes a clothesline, sticks it in their mate's abdomen and through their back and then like the russian roulette, spins them around the clothesline (like the chamber of a revolver) and then when he stops spinning, hope his projectile vomit doesn't hit Russia on the world map on the other side of the room.
I gave mahboi a Russian Clothesline last night, he died afterwards but it was worth because it was the most fun I've ever had

dont tell the cops plz
russian clothesline by Electrum55 November 8, 2018

At least the laundry dries faster on the clothesline 

What you say to make a super-sweltering day seem a bit less miserable.
Besides keeping in mind that, "At least the laundry dries faster on the clothesline", you can also remember to utilize two other "perks" of extra-hot weather --- the solvent on freshly-painted/glued items will take less time to evaporate, and your swimming pool will warm up faster so that its water won't be such a shock to climb into. (This latter phenomenon also often works for a nearby pond or brook, of course, and so you can avail yourself of this delightful "oasis of cool relief" sooner after sunrise, too, if you don't have a pool of your own. Some southern areas even allow people to "shed it all" and go skinny-dipping once the local temps exceed a certain level, too, and so this can be an additional "heat-wave advantage".)

Clothespin Hoe 

Hoes that love dick so much, they will show up at your dirty crib, you wearing clothes you haven't washed in 3 weeks and boots you have been wearing all summer long with no socks - but that bitch will pop a clothespin on her nose and hop on for a ride.
"I stopped at Billy's the other day - must have been hot in there because he answered the door sweaty and wearing only a towel."
"What?! Did he have a bitch over there?"
"Yeah but she had to have been a clothespin hoe cause it smelled of hot garbage as soon as he opened the door!"
Clothespin Hoe by reversefront September 9, 2016