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clothespin

You pin clothespins, and they don't fall. They keep the laundry from getting dirty.

They're beautiful.

They can even be used as paperclips! So versatile!!! HOW CAN WE, AS HUMANS, EVEN COMPARE TO SUCH THINGS?!?!
Loki: I have an army.
Tony: We have a clothespin.
by eugepae4pie August 20, 2013
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Annie Clothesline

When a Ginger male shoots his grapefruit sized load into the ever shrinking eye of his vertically challenged Filipino lover while in her Grans house for the day.
You'll never guess what happened this weekend Evad, I Annie Clotheslined that Eltsacyllab bitch into the void
by Evad Niaboc June 15, 2011
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Chocolate Clothespin

The act of clamping your butt cheeks onto the nose of an unsuspecting victim, so that your unclean anus produces a chocolate stain onto their nose.
While Jenny was sleeping, I dropped my draws and carefully climbed over her and proceeded to give her a chocolate clothespin.
by JaeWu March 27, 2007
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clothespin

a girl who is so tight that when you're done fucking her, it feels like you had a clothespin on your dick.
damn you can hang clothes from that girls pussy! she's a clothespin!
by brynizzle July 16, 2008
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clothespin

a girl who is so tight that when you're done fucking her, it feels like you had a clothespin on your dick.
damn, that girl is a clothespin. my dick is all red and hurts to touch.
by brynizzle July 25, 2008
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clothespin

a female who opens her legs when her head is squeezed, like a clothespin.
Jill is a clothespin because when Jack filled her head up with compliments, it led her to give it up to him.
by humaiira July 20, 2008
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clothesline

by Pete January 20, 2004
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