Cloroxoquine

A combination injection of clorox and hdroxycloroquine, no prescription required....

Take ONLY when feeling:
Ignorant, buffoonish, illiterate, or just dead from the neck up.

NOTE: see your doctor if you experience

headaches, extreme stomach cramps, convulsions or DEATH!!

The man could not be revived after injecting cloroxoquine!

by brownygb May 22, 2020

Clorox Wipe

white male attending a small liberal arts college in Oxford, Georgia with an overgrown shag.

Fielding is such a Clorox Wipe.

by CLUB212 September 8, 2009

Clorox

A great drink to consume when see something cringe worthy

Dude 1# have you seen the Swaetshirt music video?

Dude 2# yea I drank all of the Clorox from Walmart after seeing it

by Leafyisjaredfromsubway July 18, 2016

clorox shampoo

Snide way of saying a woman isn't a natural blonde, implying she bleaches her hair.

What do you use in your hair, Clorox shampoo?

by Alex Stockwell August 3, 2007

Clorox Head

A skank with bleach blond hair who will likely suck your dick for free!!!

Jenny with the tramp stamp and clorox head gave me the best bj'er of my life...

by Rizzle806 January 7, 2011

Clorox

The most popular drink in the twenty-first century. Made of a mix of the finest artesian water, along with sodium hypochlorite, sodium chloride, sodium carbonate, sodium chlorate, sodium hydroxide and sodium polyacrylate. Surpasses the Corona beer with a Lyme disease chaser, and even the bubbly taste of Tide Pods. The drink is alcohol-free and therefore able to be legally consumed by all ages. The cleansing properties of Clorox are said to remove 99.9% of germs, make you lose weight, and bring your heart rate down sharply.

Quinn: "What's going down the hatch tonight, Ethan?"

Ethan: "Bottle o' Corona and a Clorox chaser!"

by Drummer_Boi May 4, 2020

Clorox Bleach

An extremely potent beverage that has seen a drastic rise in fame over the last year or two, previously used to whiten white clothes in the laundry and now used virtually to commit suicide.

It's backwards usage is comparable to that of kys in which death loses relevance and becomes desirable for the user, the target, or both. Bleach is most commonly applied to oneself upon witnessing something that induces cringe.

The brand of laundry enhancers have also been known to own numerous YouTube accounts.

The song Sweatshirt by Jacob (hashtag) Saggytits is a known substance whose only cure appears to be bleach.

Viewer101: cringe
Viewer 202: I need bleach
Clorox Bleach: hello

by Flashy & Cocky May 20, 2017