Clitordick

When a girl wheres her pants so tight that you mistake her clit for a dick.

Dude1 "Did you see that chick"
Dude2 " ya she had a total Clitordick"

by seabass1609 January 19, 2010

clittadick

an adjective; the case in which the clitoris is either overly used and worn, or either has taken on a mutated form and become quite large to where the clitoris has become so disgustingly large that is hangs out of the vagina lips.

that bitch is so ugly and such a slut i bet she has a clittadick.

by dirka stan December 30, 2008

Clitordick

To have a clitoris of at least 3 inches of length or longer and under scrutiny seems to be penial in shape.

Yo dude I was about to go down on this girl last night when she almost took out my eye with her Clitordick.

by Pabloslemon April 5, 2015

Cliterdick

When your dick is so small it looks like a cliterus

Man, he's got a cliterdick

by Tacobender September 10, 2012

clitterdick

Sometimes, usually when drinking, your dick becomes encapsulated with clittoral material. Then, upon having such a "clit-dick", if you will, you then proceed to have anal sex with wild gay people and end up with glitter upon your member. Thus, "Clitterdick".

I got totally WASTED on Tequila and Advil, went to fourteen gay bars, a lesbian bar, and a ranch, and eneded up with "Clitterdick"!! And I'm never going back to "original" dick!!

by RC (bitch) July 31, 2006

Clitordick

A person or thing who has both a penis and a vagina.

Dude, she's a total clitordick!!

by ReezyTM March 20, 2011

clitterdick

a clitoris the size of a baby dick.

That bitch pulled down her pants and her clitterdick jumped out at me!

by bwittney September 28, 2017