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citiot

People from New York City that like to come out the the Hamptons in the summer and act like they own the place. THEY CAN'T DRIVE AND SHOULDN'T.
Look at this! That citiot just cut me off! LEARN HOW TO DRIVE ASSFACE!
by I EAT POOP FOR BREAKFAST. March 28, 2009
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Sun Citiot

Elderly person from Sun City. Characterized by wrap around sunglasses and a hat with ear flaps driving a golf cart on public roads.
Never pull out in front of a sun citiot, they will run over you for sure.
by Ken Gman March 7, 2008
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citiot

you live in a large city and go rough it camping in the woods. You are a citiot
by smitty April 28, 2004
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citiot

urban or suburban dweller with no common sense, clue or concept of reality; expects the police to "protect" them; believes in dialing 911 rather than arming themselves to protect their home or property even though the U.S. Supreme Court has ruled numerous times that the police are not there to protect us due to liability reasons; wants law enforcement to disarm the populace because they're too cowardly to take back their own streets and communities from drug dealers and gang bangers; thinks their food comes from the supermarket and wouldn't hurt a little furry creature; sees nothing but concrete and asphalt all day and thus believes "environmental" propaganda that leads to destruction of private property rights and rural lifestyles; donates money to "environmental" and "conservation" groups who ultimately want to destroy all property rights including those of city and suburban dwellers; have never seen a new freedom or Liberty destroying law that they don't like because it will make them "feel" safer; would vote for the devil himself if he promised to A. send them a govt. check, B. soothe their false conscience by electing someone to hire someone to stick a gun in their neighbor's face because they claim they feel sorry for someone else, C. make them feel "safe" by disarming their neighbors who do have the courage to defend their own lives and property; believes all the stereotypical propaganda they've ever heard about gun totin' four-wheel-drive ownin' rednecks.
That map of presidential election results in 2002 showed clearly that the citiots overwhelmingly supported Al Gore while the rural people, who still have some common sense and values, voted for Dubya.
by Barry Bright December 29, 2003
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Clidiot

An idiot who is in DIRE need of clit.
Did u see jamie last night? What a damn clidiot. He desperatly wanted it last night, but hes to much of an idiot.
by Chriss P July 30, 2007
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clitionary

a book or dictionary that is primarily about sex
have you got a clitionary?
by craig March 12, 2003
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clitbot

A mechanical apparatus used to stimluate the female genitalia

AKA DILDO
She got a clitbot for Christmas and could't be happier
by Tibs March 30, 2005
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