Child: *Snapping the buckle together continuously making "Clitch sound"
Mother "Whats that bloody noise"
Child "It's ma Clitch"
Mother "Your what?"
Child "Look my Clitch" *Shows bungee strap buckle to
mother and snaps it together
Mother: *Smiles* "You are a nutter"
Child *Clitch , Clitch , Clitch"