clitasaurus rex

A clit the size of a prehistoric creature which was proven to the roam the earth in search for sexual favours. Also known as Brooke Page.

Wow, mom just because dad is on a business trip doesn't mean you can be a clitasaurus rex

by Tsunami May 26, 2003

clitasaurus

A monster or giant clitorus

guy 1- did u watch that porn i sent u ?
guy 2- yeh, but did you see the clitasaurus on the Asian chick?

by JordanSummer December 24, 2008

Clitastrophe

A BIG catastrophe caused by a clit

Girl:THIS IS A BIG CLITASTROPHE

Boy:SWEET HOME ALABAMA

by Dhwhite99 October 18, 2019

Clitasaurous

An extremely large clit.

When Cullen went down on Tori, he realized she had a Clitasaurous!!

by The real Tori May 22, 2009

clitasaurous rex

when a chick is extremly loose

man1:deby lied she is not a vergin
man2:why u say that?
man1:cause she has a clitasaurous rex in her pants

by f.cliford September 27, 2005

Clitasaurus-Rex

When a woman has an overly large clit, resembling almost that of a mircopenis.

ya I know she was totally hot dude, but she had one hell of a Clitasaurus-Rex hiding down thier that almost out measured my own.

by Matthew St.Germain May 4, 2007

Clitastrophe

When a catasrophe is caused by one of the female sex.

GIRLFRIEND: I'm pregnant.

BOYFRIEND: YOU'RE PREGNANT!?

GIRLFRIEND: Yes, and I'm keeping it. I don't want to see you or your name except on the child support cheks. Bitch.

BOYFRIEND: OMG! IT'S A CLITASTROPHE!

EX. 2

<WHILE HAVING SEX WITH CHICK>

GIRL: I HAVE AIDS, THE CLAP, GONHORREA, AND TOURETTE'S. BITCH! BASTARD! ****! ****! GOD**** MOTHER****ING WHORE!

GUY: WHAT A CLITASTROPHE!

by joecuervo March 21, 2004