clitdick

An insult to be used against a man, implies that his dick is the size of a clit.

John, you're a clitdick.

by D.P.Lipsky March 17, 2004

contrick

The state of being confused and tricked at the same time.

Drunk/High Dude: I wouldn't not do that.
Sober Dude: So you wouldn't not not do that?
Drunk/High Dude: No! You are trying to contrick me!!

by Sober Dude June 10, 2016

clitrock

A rock band with a female lead singer.

I think theSTART is my favorite clitrock band.

by Anna Ng June 23, 2006

clitickey

When performing fellatio on the female genitalia and one sucks the clitoris too hard and leaves a hickey like mark.

I sucked on my girl's clit too hard last time I ate her out, I think I left a clitickey.

by E_Daddy February 2, 2017

clitrock

(n): music for lesbians that like to rawk. See Melissa Etheridge.

"I wonder when Columbia House is going to add clitrock to their selections?"

by Scott M May 10, 2005

Clintorico

Another name for Clinton, Massachusetts

Hope I don't get popped in Clintorico

by mr arthur vandelay January 10, 2008

Clitdick

Clitdick or lesser used clitcock is a term created for men with the erect penis size of that of an erect clitoris.

A "clitdick" can be identified on city streets, open country roads or even mud puddles by driving a ridiculously over sized pick-up truck such as a "lifted" Ford F150 with monster truck "muddin" tires, a set of "truck nuts" and a Jesus fish or a "what would Jesus do?" sticker on the tailgate.

A traveling vehicle game called "clitdick!" can also be played with the same rules as "slug-bug!" (when you see a VW Beetle) or "rubber ducky!" (when you see a yellow vehicle) you get to knock the shit out of your buddy upon sight of target vehicles.

"Dude! Look at that redneck driving that ridiculously big ass truck! You KNOW he's got a clitdick!!

Or...

"Hey bro look over there at the stoplight... CLITDICK!" (exuberantly knocks the shit out of his buddy)

by Warpath666 October 20, 2016