Chintopus

1. (n.) The nasty stage in beard growing where the hair on your chin is too long to be stubble but too short to be a goatee, thus creating a look of a 'tentacle' covered chin.
2. (n.) What happens when dumbass adolescents dont shave. Several gross hair 'tentacles' sprout and thus, chintopus. Similar to peach fuzz.
3. (n.) Someone with an octopus on their chin.

Bob: "Hey check out my beard!"
Rob: "That ain't a beard, now go shave that gross chintopus before anybody sees you."

by J.Ham November 4, 2009

Clintorus

Description of someone who thinks more highly of themselves than any other person ever could and supercedes any form of extra terrestrial life's intelligence. Normally found with a block head, and a inverted penis, commonly mistaken as a tail.

"What the hell, did you just see that Clintorus?

by FischerBoom April 28, 2010

clintonesque

1. Situationally involving oral sex.
2. Shaded by deceit.

Unfortunately my friend and i found ourselves in a very clintonesque situation.

by steveisright November 21, 2003

Clintons

a very nice drink that is only sold in kearny, new jersey. ppl travel from far and wide just to get one of these. it makes life very hard for north arlingtoner's because they have to go get one when there friends from kearny just walk out side of there house and clintons are being sold rite there.

me: Hey!, lets walk to kearny to get a clintons!

person: okay, lets go.
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person: my clintons wont open!

me: well idlest u dont have to travel far to get 1.

by Super Steven March 5, 2007

Clintonitus

A mental condition where you blame everyone and everything but yourself when you fuck up.

Dude #1: "They fired John today for stealing some cash out of the register."
Dude #2: "Yeah. I heard he tried to blame his dog for it. The boy definitely has a bad case of Clintonitus."

by Mister 1derful June 30, 2018

Clintoneous

Clintoneous defines the character of a man with the habit of cheating wife and with loose character flirting with interns, students or someone of unequal status and age.

I have a frined who is fifty plus of age and an university professor. It was revealed recently he tries to flirt wth his female students and do favor his female student giving them unusually good grades. He has been charged with sexual harassment of one of his female students.

I am now very afraid he may lose his job for his
ClINTONEOUS character.

by ABUUSA March 6, 2011

clintonista

A neo-marxist

damn those heeb ACLU lawyers, they are all Clintonista's!

by Anonymous September 18, 2003