Cling-ons

Cling-ons {Noun; Pronouced: kling-awns}

An unnoticed and fragmentary amount of fecal matter consigned to either the fabric of one's undergarments or the pubic hairs in and around the vicinity of the anus that were not collected by toilet paper during the aftermath of a bowel movement.

As in: These cling-ons are making my pants lumpy.

Or: The cling-ons held fast for dear life as the toilet paper circled around for another pass.

by CraigUnderscore February 8, 2009

Chingonsote

To be full Chingon status level 99. Unfathomably chingon in every sense. A master of chingology.

The last time I saw this vato playing the drums he was chingon but now this putos Chingonsote!

by Danbeast75 October 16, 2022

Clingon

A humanoid species from a galaxy far, far away, which has come to our planet to form relationships with individual humans and refuses to leave, no matter how often it is given hints or flat out told to do so.

My ex-boyfriend won't stop calling me to "hang out" and talk about how depressed he is. What a Clingon. Yeah, with a 'c.' Cry me a river.

by Emblem Parade September 21, 2005

cling ons

bits of shit stuck to ya arse crack.
Wat skanky peeps get who dont wash.
You no who u are

Tramp. 'Oooooooooh bloody hell i need to clean me arse these cling ons are killing me.'

by Zac1234 January 5, 2009

Clintons

a very nice drink that is only sold in kearny, new jersey. ppl travel from far and wide just to get one of these. it makes life very hard for north arlingtoner's because they have to go get one when there friends from kearny just walk out side of there house and clintons are being sold rite there.

me: Hey!, lets walk to kearny to get a clintons!

person: okay, lets go.
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person: my clintons wont open!

me: well idlest u dont have to travel far to get 1.

by Super Steven March 5, 2007

clingon

A person who you have no real personal relationship with and yet follows you around as if you had them on a leash.

"you know that kid who just showed up one day and never left"?

"oh ya the clingon, lol"

by Richard Malenfant May 28, 2007

Carolina Clingon

The Carolina Clingon is the sexual position in which the female lays on her back and the male lays with his feet toward her head. He then inserts his throbbing erect penis into her anal orphus while simultaneously placing his scrotum sac "balls,hairy brain,nuts, etc." into the females vaginal opening. This name originates from the sex toy allowing a women to simultaneously pleasure both her anus and vagina. This sex toy's name is "The Clingon"

Last night, Susan and I did the Carolina Clingon and I wa blew my load in no time.

I love the Carolina Clingon but last she saw a mouse and got scared, subsequently causing her vagina to clench and pinch my balls all to hell. I'm still icing them down.

by Cockshiner Jerry March 4, 2008