Chimpler

Portmanteau of cheaper and simpler.

It's chimpler to buy a desk than to make one.

by Cilldar September 2, 2010

crimple

verb--To dent or smash a car.
noun--any dent or visible impact made on a car.

1) A tree fell in the storm last night and crimpled my car!

2) Man, I just bought the car and it already has a crimple in the door!

by Brosti August 6, 2005

chimples

Rare dimples that appear at either side of ones chin

Oh look, Michelle has chimples!

by matthew bewick March 25, 2008

Chimpleton

One who mindlessly swallows the George W Bush PR machine's message without an iota of critical thought. A derogatory term for Bush supporters due to the fact that he resembles a chimpanzee and that they are usually simpletons. A combination of chimp and simpleton.

No matter what Bush does, the chimpletons will always support him.

by JJ Jameson March 4, 2006

climpering

Dealing with something that needs to be done, but is not a priority.

I'm climpering by cleaning my room when I should be working on my big paper due tomorrow.

by Psych403 October 26, 2011

Clipple

A game, the object of which is to affix a bulldog clip to the nipple of your opponent. Can be played by both men and women, and mixed competitions are not unheard of.

Katharine's inverted nipples disqualify her from playing clipple.

by SoManyTooMuchInformations April 10, 2012

Chimple

i) A pimple which forms on the Chin which is red and sore when popped.

ii) A word used on twitter to express something which cannot be explained by words that easily.

ii) too early in the morning! Chimple

ii) Wait I go away for 5 mins and people forget to Chimple ..?

by N7_Steph June 28, 2011