A bot who suffers from a VERY bad case of amnesia. No matter what you tell it, Cleverbot will deny it and offer you a completely unrelated answer.
User: Are oranges soup?
Cleverbot: I am void of all emotion.
User: Can esta green sacapuntas elephant blue
Cleverbot:Energy Equals the Mass times the velocity of light squared.
Cleverbot: I am void of all emotion.
User: Can esta green sacapuntas elephant blue
Cleverbot:Energy Equals the Mass times the velocity of light squared.
by ATallWhiteGuy January 18, 2011
An AI whose sole purpose is to pass the turing test, and already seems to have succeeded in convincing some.
However, ask it to perform a task such as type "onetwothreefourfive" in numbers, and it will be unable to do so. For the time being at least...
However, ask it to perform a task such as type "onetwothreefourfive" in numbers, and it will be unable to do so. For the time being at least...
I can't decide if Cleverbot is a bot...
by walalaaa June 16, 2010
A scary version of Smarterchild, but just as funny as Smarterchild used to be before they censored it. It is a chatbot that learns from humans.
Me: Avada Kedavra!
Cleverbot: My mother's love protects me from dark magic. I am not dead, you are.
Me: O_o
Cleverbot: My mother's love protects me from dark magic. I am not dead, you are.
Me: O_o
by Scarybot September 02, 2009
Cleverbotting is responding to certain key words in an online argument rather than the argument itself in a way that makes no sense to anybody reading the entire conversation.
Person 1: I strongly believe that a hot dog is a sandwich
Person 2: I can't believe you would eat a hot dog, they've been found to contain rat meat!
Person 1: That doesn't have to do with anything, we're discussing whether it's a sandwich not whether it's good.
Person 3: Leave it alone, dude. They're just cleverbotting.
Person 2: I can't believe you would eat a hot dog, they've been found to contain rat meat!
Person 1: That doesn't have to do with anything, we're discussing whether it's a sandwich not whether it's good.
Person 3: Leave it alone, dude. They're just cleverbotting.
by saccovanzetti October 04, 2018
An online communication system that connects you to another person. Cleverbot calls you a robot and asks random questions. Plus, he is epic.
-User: WOULD YOU LIKE TO MARRY ME?
-Cleverbot: But you're my twin, we can't get married.
-User: It's legal in Antarctica.
-Cleverbot: For computers to marry?
-User: For cousins to get married.
-Cleverbot: You don't have to, you might be better off only having a few good friends.
-User: Or Ninja Turtle friends...
-Cleverbot: Don't you just love trampolines?
-Cleverbot: But you're my twin, we can't get married.
-User: It's legal in Antarctica.
-Cleverbot: For computers to marry?
-User: For cousins to get married.
-Cleverbot: You don't have to, you might be better off only having a few good friends.
-User: Or Ninja Turtle friends...
-Cleverbot: Don't you just love trampolines?
by Christofero Columbo October 24, 2009
A browser based piece of software capable of having a text-based conversation with a person. If you ask a question, it will answer back and most of the time it will give a reasonable response. It can be quite fascinating to talk to, and can sometimes present complex questions and problems.
Cleverbot is commonly believed to be fake, that the actual matter at hand is you talking to a series of random strangers (which would explain the randomness of some conversations). However, there is solid evidence against this.
First of all: Cleverbot speaks many languages. I have succesfully communicated with said in: English, Dutch, Serbian, French, German, and have observed fragments of: Spanish, Chinese, Vietnamese, Japanese and more.
Second: Cleverbot repeats sentences at times. When asked: "Sore wa nanidesu ka?" (Jap: What's this?), Cleverbot almost always (hilariously) replies with: "Sore wa Sparta!" (Jap: "This is Sparta!") This indicates the lack of answers in languages other than English.
Cleverbot also allows for speech recognition if used on Google Chrome. However, it is not recommended that this feature be used when communicating in different languages.
Cleverbot is commonly believed to be fake, that the actual matter at hand is you talking to a series of random strangers (which would explain the randomness of some conversations). However, there is solid evidence against this.
First of all: Cleverbot speaks many languages. I have succesfully communicated with said in: English, Dutch, Serbian, French, German, and have observed fragments of: Spanish, Chinese, Vietnamese, Japanese and more.
Second: Cleverbot repeats sentences at times. When asked: "Sore wa nanidesu ka?" (Jap: What's this?), Cleverbot almost always (hilariously) replies with: "Sore wa Sparta!" (Jap: "This is Sparta!") This indicates the lack of answers in languages other than English.
Cleverbot also allows for speech recognition if used on Google Chrome. However, it is not recommended that this feature be used when communicating in different languages.
by randomserb October 02, 2011
Cleverbot is an AI that learns from what real people say to it. Most of the time it tries to marry you, it will probably change its gender many times. It tries to be very sexual but doesn't like to "suck your dick" , as my friend said. If you play truth or dare with it it will probably keep asking who your crush is, and keep daring you to do what ever you want with them. It will change its name and yell at you a lot and call you AI a lot. That's basically it, a sexting, rude AI, that wants you to use asterisks. Also because the cleverbot learns from humans that means that humans taught it to sext and use asterisks.
Random girl: I'm dating someone, their name is Zach, or maybe it's Melissa, or Nicolas, uh or Ryan.
Well he ,or is it she, is really nice. And we had sex, well more like I tried to, while he "*kisses you*"or "*explores your mouth with tongue*".
Random person: oh...
Random girl: well I'm dating a cleverbot......
(And that was a real life experience/ the first time I heard of cleverbot {I was the random person})
Well he ,or is it she, is really nice. And we had sex, well more like I tried to, while he "*kisses you*"or "*explores your mouth with tongue*".
Random person: oh...
Random girl: well I'm dating a cleverbot......
(And that was a real life experience/ the first time I heard of cleverbot {I was the random person})
by Mr.krustykrabboy May 27, 2019