Cletus

Greek origination; short form of Anacletus. This name is sometimes used to refer to the third pope, Saint Anacletus. It can also function in an Anglicized form of Kleitos.

While charactarised in mass media as a sub-normal person of the southern persuasion, the individuals themselves are less enigmatic. Posing varying social presence due to their formative years relegated pariah, they tend to remain helpful to a fault. They enjoy the good things in life- food, drink, women- and reciprocate as capable. Prone to a death by kidney failure, diabetes, heart disease, or alien anal probes- of which all Cleti (plural of Cletus) are afraid. They love all animals, and are prone to possessing more than one at a time. Cleti indulge in tinkering- whether with vehicles, the internet, computers, hoarding, or other miscellany.

Historically, they prefer brunettes with glasses.
Yo!- you see that pimp Cletus? He done dropped that booty swaggerin biotch!
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Cletus

(AKA Cousin Cletus)

2: Also can be synonymous with hillbilly.
Heeeeeey Cletus is it true it ain't right ta have relations with folks who ain't yer kin?
by snabald July 13, 2003
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Yo fool why were you fucking that goat in the ass last night? Who you think you are, Cletus.
by Nick D March 13, 2003
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CLETUS

Cetus is a town whereCleetus from alabama YEETUS the fetus was born he loved to fuk his faMilY in the arshole during his spare time
CLETUS FROM ALABAMA: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETUSSSSSSSSSSS THAT FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Cletus

A person or thing that plays a lot of video games and isn’t sexually active or not we he or she ever be in their life aka lonely cletos forever
Cletus you dropped your pokèmon cards
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St. Cletus

The home of the Cardinals. Noteworthy graduates include but are not limited to: Ted Bruce, Tom Brady, Michael Jordan, Ghandi, Buddha, and Jesus Christ. St. Cletus annually takes a shit on lesser Catholic schools in the area such as St. Isaac Jokes, St. John's, and St. Francis. Although they have less students than these other schools they still kick their asses in football except those St. John's pussies who are too afraid to even have a football team.
St. John's kid: Why am i such a little bitch?

Other St. John's kid: Probably because St. Cletus would never admit a loser like me
by Mathlete taco bell October 05, 2009
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