Clenchmaxing is the final form of gooning.
When one has redlined their edge, and is deep into the euphoric gooning state, you begin to squeeze the base of your bird until the mushroom reaches maximum plume. You have successfully clenchmaxxed when the post nut clarity brings you down to earth and you realize now you have to patch the gaping hole in your drywall from your atomic chode dumper.
When one has redlined their edge, and is deep into the euphoric gooning state, you begin to squeeze the base of your bird until the mushroom reaches maximum plume. You have successfully clenchmaxxed when the post nut clarity brings you down to earth and you realize now you have to patch the gaping hole in your drywall from your atomic chode dumper.
Friend1: Chadwick is crashing on my couch dude.
Friend2: oh no why?
Friend1: bruv was gooning so hard he lost his mind and began Clenchmaxing in his apartment.
Friend2: oh my god what was he thinking.
Friend1: yeah man it’s tragic, dude clenchmaxxed so hard the wall dividing him from his neighbor fell down, and killed his neighbors ferret.
Friend2: damn, I know exactly what that feels like…. Kinda worth it.
Friend1: yeah land lord kicked him out so he’s crashing at my place til he figures out a new place to lease.
Friend2: oh no why?
Friend1: bruv was gooning so hard he lost his mind and began Clenchmaxing in his apartment.
Friend2: oh my god what was he thinking.
Friend1: yeah man it’s tragic, dude clenchmaxxed so hard the wall dividing him from his neighbor fell down, and killed his neighbors ferret.
Friend2: damn, I know exactly what that feels like…. Kinda worth it.
Friend1: yeah land lord kicked him out so he’s crashing at my place til he figures out a new place to lease.
by The OG Pan January 18, 2024
Get the Clenchmaxingmug. -Hey did you see James? His face looked so red!
-Yeah it's because he was clenchmaxxing, he is competing for the tightest ass award!
-Oh okay.
-Yeah it's because he was clenchmaxxing, he is competing for the tightest ass award!
-Oh okay.
by hdzl February 1, 2024
Get the clenchmaxxingmug. gen z term for clenching your PC muscles in order to prolong/withhold and orgasm.
In connection with gooning and edging.
In connection with gooning and edging.
by moshkaslomky January 29, 2024
Get the clenchmaxingmug. You should start clenchmaxing
by doodman76 January 21, 2024
Get the clenchmaxingmug. The act of clenching your buttcheeks for a period of up to one week, holding in poop in the process, to achieve a more desirable buttocks shape
by iIluson April 28, 2024
Get the clenchmaxxingmug. by Johnsontickler April 5, 2024
Get the clenchmaxxingmug. Flexing your buttcheeks at all time to both sculpt them into perfect marble-like bowling balls as well as boost your testosterone.
"Are you gooning right now?"
"Of course, but right now I'm really clenchmaxxing like crazy, you gotta do it if you ever want to make it bro"
"Of course, but right now I'm really clenchmaxxing like crazy, you gotta do it if you ever want to make it bro"
by Cheezy D on the mic January 24, 2024
Get the Clenchmaxxingmug.