catastrofuck

Iraq, circa 2006.

First coined by Jon Stewart on Comedy Central's "The Daily Show". In his words, "when a hellhole hits a cataclysm".

"The situation in Vietnam during the late 60s and early 70s can best be described as a catastrofuck."

by Edokko October 4, 2006

catastrofuck

When a Hellhole meets a Cataclysm.

"What is it when a hellhole meets a cataclysm... Oh yeah, a catastrofuck" ~Jon Stewart

by Kurobei October 5, 2006

catastrofuck

The punctuation symbolizing when a hell-hole hits a castrophe:

;...(

Coined by Jon Stewart.

"Holy Christ! That's the biggest car crash I've ever seen at a children's hospital;...( What a Catastrofuck!"

by Shira__ January 5, 2007

catastrofuck

Worse than the worst possible situation you can imagine.

"What do you call it when a hellhole hits a cataclysm? Oh yes...a catastrofuck. I just coined that phrase, didn't I?"
-- John Stewart
The Daily Show
10/2/2006

by Shinarae Lluminus October 4, 2006

Catastrofuck

n. A cross between a clusterfuck and a catastrophe. When everything goes wrong at once

They stole my car which had all my money and my dog in it then ran over my momma while stealing it. That day was such a Catastrofuck

by Sweetbuttlovin July 15, 2020

catastrafuck

When a person or situation is royally, completely, and utterly fucked

Todd - “bro the party last night turned into a complete catastrafuck”

by Bigdickirish October 27, 2022

catastrofuck

When a hellhole meets a cataclysm.

Thanks to our buddy George W. Bush, Iraq has turned into a catastrofuck.

by Bryan RH September 22, 2008