Crapture

Bowel movement of apocalyptic proportions.

Was just one the can, the crapture was upon me.

by Dragen September 11, 2011

Capture Card

A filming device the size of your plam. Its used to capture footage off a console (xbox 360) and put it onto your pc. It's commonly used to make halo montages. It is connected from the computer USB 2.0 port and the video cable from the 360.. Price range varies between quality ($70-150)

Guy 1: How did you make that montage with good such quality?

Guy 2: I used my Dazzle capture card.

Guy 1: AMAZING!

by NationalPro October 31, 2006

Crapture

An event seemingly marking the end of times that occurs during an act of extreme defecation.

If Gerald could only see what I'm doing to his toilet, he'd think the Crapture is upon us.

by TurnipSoup_Parker March 7, 2016

Clapiture

The scientific measurement of vibration caused by a young lady's butt cheeks high fiving each other as she walks while wearing a sundress.

My word... That sundress she is wearing has significantly raised the level of clapiture she normal displays.

by Llennodc April 21, 2017

Capture Taken

That fucking annoying thing your friends do on your switch when they come to your house. Capture taken (x102) so annoying. It fills up your switch’s 2 game memory with captures of you losing your super smash bros games.

Capture taken! “Stop fucking taking captures jonny!”

by balec2 December 24, 2021

Capture the King

A little known modification of chess in which you win the game by capturing the king like you would capture any other piece instead of checkmating the king.

"I would rather play Capture the King. Chess is too hard."

by Moon Worshiper August 31, 2022

Fart Capture

The art of taking an empty glass jar opening it up and securing it tightly to an anus. Then when the anus it is against farts, quickly slid the lid over the jar without removing the jar more than half an inch from the asshole.

Man, I need to Fart Capture. I love to sniff them later.

by Silk Brah March 28, 2008