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Penis Clapping

The act of vigorously whipping your dick back and forth (left and right) so that it makes contact with your legs. The resulting impact produces a smacking sound, and if done rapidly, it can sound like clapping.
Instead of clapping with his hands at the end of the show, George stood up, dropped his pants, and started penis clapping like a boss.
by Cactus92 November 14, 2011
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Stay strapped or get clapped

Stay armed for your protection or risk being destroyed.
A man was walking around with a sword, stabbing multiple people. If one of them were strapped they wouldn't have been clapped. "Stay strapped or get clapped"!
by tommy2scoops April 5, 2020
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you’re clapped

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Clapped out

Beat on ratty ass vechicle
Trevor’s truck is so clapped out.
by Winny Cave November 18, 2019
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Clapping Cheeks

The sound ass cheeks make during rigorous sex 😉
Swear down Tom was clapping cheeks with lizzie in his Volvo
by Nathan Heath July 3, 2019
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synthetic clapping

Synthetic clapping is the sound of clapping hands made by a synthesizer or through a software program like Synth-Werk rather than being made by a person clapping his or her own hands.
I can't stand the sound of real clapping in music, but synthetic clapping is fine with me.
by Telephony May 23, 2014
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Stay strapped or get clapped

A saying which means to carry a weapon/gun (being strapped) on one's person at all times or suffer the possibility of being a victim if SHTF (being shot/stabbed/killed = getting clapped)

Dont let yourself be a victim, stay strapped and you won't get clapped!
Bro 1: Yo did you see the news, some batshit crazy guy shot up a mall!

Bro 2: Yeah man I saw it, that's why I always "Stay strapped or get clapped", worlds crazy bro.
by Shores386 January 15, 2021
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