Granny Clampets

Daisy Dukes on somebody too old to be taken seriously.

That old queen has some nerve parading around in her Granny Clampets.

by swt581962 June 1, 2014

Clampet

A fuckin jerk off, dumb Person

George W Bush

by Phil July 7, 2003

clampitt

to be a badass and do badass stuff

richard:man that guy cleared like 7 cars on his bike when he jumped them!!
eric: yeah he is a real CLAMPITT

by jooodie sayis August 9, 2009

crampette

From the french word crampé (meanning laughing out loud) crampettte means à little less crampé.

This Verville is so crampette, I craped my pants.

by [e-mail] December 13, 2004

Clampet

The word "Clampet" can be used to refer to someone as scruffy

"go away you Clampet"

by Coke no ice August 5, 2022

Clampitt Story

A story in which is usually short and completely pointless. A story that has no relevance to any subject already mentioned in current conversation. These short lived comments are usually followed by a quick and short goat like laugh.

Chris Clampitt told another clampitt story when he mentioned the shocks not working well when the current topic was new movies.

(current topic is water parks)
Me -The lazy river is my favorite.
Chris - Yeah I did doughnuts in my truck all winter long hehehe

by Nate Brott December 27, 2011

Jed Clampett

Jed Clampett from Beverly Hillbillies found his claim to fame by shooting a gun and the bullet striking the ground and upcame a spout of oil. Typically, this act occurs when a man and a woman are having sex in the doggy-style position and the man becomes half-way hard. He then proceeds to urinate inside the woman, pulling out right as he finishes, only to watch his urine spout from her anus in a similar fashion that oil shot up from the ground.

I filled that bitches ass up and gave her the Jed Clampett.

I pulled a Jed Clampett on this bitch while fucking her in a chair and she got it all over her new jacket that was on the backrest.

by Grizz Mint January 13, 2008