Clambake

The female version of the teabag.

Whilst snapping some pics for our church Youth Group newsletter Lana suddenly straddled my head and clambaked me. What would Jese think?

by Capt Scotty December 14, 2008

Clambake

Any gathering of friends that includes, but is not comprised solely of, excessive amounts of marijuana smoking.

Yo, after the show we're all going to get some steaks and have a clambake.

by Sketchy Al October 30, 2009

Clambake

An orgy that includes two or more women and no more than one man.

I told her I'm not into the devil's threesome, but I'm down for a clambake anytime.

by DanGr April 14, 2010

Clambake

The act of orally pleasing a vagina

Guy 1: Yo I threw a clambake last night, smell my musstache
Guy 2: You enjoy it?
Guy 1: I'd funnel it if i could!

by Mussstachio November 3, 2009

clambake

1) The act of smoking marijuana in an enclosed space, esp. when the space is particularly small and cramped.

All 6 of us had a clambake and smoked that fatty in my bathroom with the door closed and when we came out our eyes were all glassy and bloodshot.

by Hugh Jass July 11, 2003

Clambake

A party at which females greatly outnumber males.

You go to a house party but it's filled with women who just went to a baby shower together, you are one of a handful of men so it's a "clambake".

by Oliver L. the wordsmith August 26, 2013

Clambake

A lesbian orgy.

Man I walked into the best Clambake! Those ladies needed some of my meat missile!

by Prickly Balls November 16, 2020