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Churtle

V. To wince in physical pain while remaining completely silent, usually when performing some sort of self-maintenance or cleaning/scrubbing/picking while inducing short, sharp and very intense pain.
Stephen churtled visibily as he dug enthusiastically into his nose with overly long and sharp fingernails. "Christ. That booger felt like it was attached directly to my brain stem." uttered Steve while recovering from an epic churtle.
by x0ff December 20, 2010
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Churtle

1. To rub someone's stomach in a sexual manner

2. To rub your genitalia on someone's stomach
Dude, I churtled her so bad last night!

George churtled Sally and cum got everywhere.
by The Churtler July 27, 2007
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Churtle

A crybaby / scaredy-cat / annoying person combined. He would like to tease other people but when he gets teased he goes into a breakdown. Game addict.
What a Churtle! He is such a Churtle.
by Unkown52 January 26, 2023
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Churtle

A scaredy-cat , annoying , crybaby combined. He would bully and harass people but when they do it to them he will cry.
He is such a Churtle.
by Unkown52 January 26, 2023
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