churd 

A church turd or a churchy turd. Church + turd = churd.

That's because you're a churd!

churd by Annie 37 August 16, 2006

Churd 

A Chinese Nerd who sleeps a lot, loves nintendo, ratatouille and unprotected sex. He also loves rice.

Jeremy is totally a churd, did you see him eating that rice?

Churd by Ben Smith March 10, 2008

churd 

A cross between a chipmunk, and a turd.

What's that in the bushes? Just some churd, crawling around.

churd by stmvrk August 8, 2009

Churd 

Churd means the feeling of butterflies in your stomach when you think of the person you love most in your life. It’s more than just someone you have a tiny crush on, it’s your one true person.

When Jake treats me like a princess, I feel my stomach churd

Churd by SharpEdge1511 August 12, 2018

churd 

1) sour milk-based substance found in student flats...

2) cum - usually of a thickish consistency

"Who left the milk out? It's turned into a pint of churd!"

"The custard ladle dealt a load of churd-like sploodge across the whore's tits"

churd by Morgenhund January 12, 2004

Churd 

A person who is a combination of churl and turd.

"Stop being such a churd".

Churd by intelpro May 30, 2006

Churd 

When one is acting churdy. Or does Churdy things.

Chiquita is a churd, as is Ravi.

Churd by Neuqua December 9, 2004