Churd

An instance of fecal matter used as a dildo.

"I can't believe your mom just did that!"

by Slasher March 17, 2003

Churd

Churd is simply short for Richurd.

Though Richurd is commonly spelled Richard... Richird, Richurd and Richerd are pronounced the same, so spelling Churd with a "u" simply calarifies the sound... or, as it seems in this case, the "vowel movement".

by the real ambassador July 28, 2008

Churd

Noun: chat turd...a derogatory term used for total jackmonkeys in a chatroom, typically slow and new people.

Dont be such a churd...

by ____B00G3R____ August 13, 2006

churded

To be under the influence of any substance that can alter one's state of mind

Weed,coke,heroin,ecstasy,meth,speed, shrooms, acid, alcohol and everything else.

Dude, I'm so churded.

You have no idea.

"Hey, how are you?" "Dude, I'm so churded"

by Bilson-a-million November 14, 2005

churding

While in the bathtub each person will see how far they can expel their own excrement and still have the ability to pull it back inside.

Todd and I were churding and he was able to excrete his crap an inch further out than I could.

by DewMe December 4, 2004

Churd

A Chinese Nerd who sleeps a lot, loves nintendo, ratatouille and unprotected sex. He also loves rice.

Jeremy is totally a churd, did you see him eating that rice?

by Ben Smith March 10, 2008

Churd

Churd means the feeling of butterflies in your stomach when you think of the person you love most in your life. It’s more than just someone you have a tiny crush on, it’s your one true person.

When Jake treats me like a princess, I feel my stomach churd

by SharpEdge1511 August 12, 2018