Getting dumped for a chump. It's when you're friends with some chick who you hang out with or whatever, who then starts dating some other chump and never talks to you ever again. This leaves you sitting there on a cold leather couch in your underwear playing Wii bowling, drinking stale MGD, and wondering where the hell your friends are. Then after thinking about it, you come to two logical conclusions:
1. The chick totally had a thing for you. Now that she has a boyfriend, she no longer has use for any other guys she wanted to bang. But in the end, you ended up on top because of #2 (see below):
2. The guy she's dating is totally gay and will probably end up beating her out of frustration.
1. The chick totally had a thing for you. Now that she has a boyfriend, she no longer has use for any other guys she wanted to bang. But in the end, you ended up on top because of #2 (see below):
2. The guy she's dating is totally gay and will probably end up beating her out of frustration.
Hey, you handsome hunk of man meat, weren't you supposed to hang out with Helga tonight?
No, she totally chumped me.
No, she totally chumped me.
by cokemidget June 23, 2008
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(verb: Chump-out) When someone directs an especially clever or witty insult to some one such that the receiving party hasn't any possible come back. This is a non-confrontational insult that is commonly used in passing and non fighting manner and would be used between friends.
(noun: Chump-out) The clever hurled insult which is in fact true. A chump-out can be used in defense of a previous comment or on an offensive basis such that there would not be any retort from the other party.
(adjective: Chumped-out) The shame associated with being a victim of a clever insult. Chumped-out
(noun: Chump-out) The clever hurled insult which is in fact true. A chump-out can be used in defense of a previous comment or on an offensive basis such that there would not be any retort from the other party.
(adjective: Chumped-out) The shame associated with being a victim of a clever insult. Chumped-out
University '1' student (Chumpee): "Hey nerd, where's your calculator? I need you to do some calculations for me!"
University '2' student (Chumper): " Any calculations that YOU'D need to do, I could do in my head."
(other University '1' student overhearing exchange: "YOU JUST GOT CHUMPED OUT LIKE A BIOTCH!"
University '2' student (Chumper): " Any calculations that YOU'D need to do, I could do in my head."
(other University '1' student overhearing exchange: "YOU JUST GOT CHUMPED OUT LIKE A BIOTCH!"
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by zam1387 August 14, 2006
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Get the Chumped mug.Slang word simply meaning "girl." Akin to "shorty" this term, which originates in the Seattle area, can be used when one intends to be neither derogatory nor especially endearing.
"Yo man, where's Dave at?"
"Aw, he left about half an hour ago with some chumpie."
"Cute?"
"Outta control."
"Aw, he left about half an hour ago with some chumpie."
"Cute?"
"Outta control."
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