Chucknorrisaurus

It is a common misconception that a giant meteor or comet-tail caused the Ice Age and the ensuing demise of all prehistoric life.
It was, in fact the appearance of a new type of dinosaur called the Chucknorrisaurus that suddenly appeared and wiped out all animal life. Scientists in Asia discovered a single fossil surrounded by a wealth of other skeletal remains, each with their craniums smashed to dust. The theory is that the dreaded Chucknorrisaurus was enjoying a meal, when it was interrupted by another dinosaur...mistake #1. Chucknorrisaurus was so angered by the intrusion that it snapped and started delivering roundhouse kicks to everything in sight. Other dinosaurs heard the commotion and came to investigate....mistake#2. The ensuing brawl ended up with every dinosaur dying in a hail of kicks, and their final breaths raised the CO2 levels to the point of creating a greenhouse effect and starting the Ice Age. This ice age only served to preserve the Chucknorrisaurus's DNA which combined with Simian} DNA and resulted in the creation of man.

" The Tyrranosaur looked mean, but those tiny little arms were no match for the powerful legs and death-dealing stare of the Chucknorrisaurus "

by the Den of Iniquity November 20, 2006

chicano milk

Chicano milk is the milk made from freshly squeezed chicanos. There is no chocolate flavor and it is best served lukewarm.
Flavors include
Spicy cactus
Carter sharer
Lawson
Angle
Game Gam
Chawklate
Mossebarry
Hamhog
Ceaser
Hossive
Hyvette
Watercolon

Horse Radish
Strawberry
Vanilla
MExican
Lima Bean
Overkill

Scoobert Scooby Doo
Pavs
Ton Ton
Vinnie Luco
Youth Pastor
Beaver Cheeks
Crable
Shrek
Yakmilk
Hakymodo
Butterbuns
Mint
Lemon Lime
Chicken
Turkey Potpie
Mutton
Patty Cake with no hands
Ceaser Chavez reincarnate
Joe mama
Jamaican Mon
Urethra

Cool Guy: Hey Angle, what's your favorite chicano milk flavor?
Angle:Ummm.... Chocolate

Cool Guy: THERE IS NO CHOCOLATE

by Chicano Chavez Jr December 7, 2020

Chucana

a holiday formed in 2021 to celebrate cavewoman, traditions include roasting cookies in the sun, digging holes and banging sticks on trees. pronunced chu-chan-na

I love cavewomen, I can't wait to celebrate Chucana!

by slay-queen November 3, 2022

Chicano, Chicana

A chicano is a first generation Mexican American who is proud of his heritage, and is raised in the Mexican traditional way, but living in an American socity.

Chicano De Aztlan!!!!!

by Edaid Rojas September 3, 2004

Chicano Rap

Chicano rap is rap amde by Chicanos

"I love Chicano Rap!"

by Mz_Sunshine aka Lao_Dreamer February 6, 2005

chucknorrisium

chucknorrisium is an element with an unlimited atomic number and atomic mass. This element has only been theorised because if anyone gets close to it, they get knocked back by a roundhouse kick to the face. Chucknorrisuim is theorised that once harnessed into a solid form it will be unbreakable, and makes anything it is attached to unbreakable. This is because the universe makes sure it cannot be broken or it will get a roundhouse kick to the face. It is belived that chuck norris originated from the first chucknorrisium atom.

"ZOMG I nearly found a chucknorrisium atom, but my microscope got destroyed"

by Sheepy123 September 30, 2009

chicano car wash

The act of using a gas stations window squeegee to clean your entire car.

Jim: wait for me guys, i gotta stop at the gas station for a chicano car wash.

by evoraghost34 May 10, 2014