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chuck norris

A cyborg with the power of invincibility... when on screen. Outside he's quite a softie. Some jobless guys from USA went on to raise him to urban legend status just because he was the first Usian to do roundhouse kicks on the big screen. Now there's a running joke about him being stronger than all the gods together and doing eveything beyond impossibility. Non-serious webs like Uncyclopedia and Urban Dictionary get loads of entries about that unfunny joke.
"Earthquakes are actually Chuck Norris's leg trembling when bored" - Yeah, yeah...
by Stanley Marsh January 11, 2007
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Chuck it to me

The act of cutting off a subject's dick and balls with a scalpel, knife, piece of glass, axe, etc. and throwing ot at the subject's face.
Timmy begged Chuck to chuck it to me.

With scalpel in hand Chuck chuckled as he sliced Timmy's dick and balls off and chucked it at Timmys face. His penis landed in his mouth balls deep and blizzed in his mouth.
by A1267 December 27, 2013
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Chuck Norris

The act of excessively repeating an uninspired or less than mediocre attempt at humor until it is beaten totally lifeless and becomes cringeworthy.
State Farm's marketing department must've have been trawling the shallow end of the gene pool when they thought it would be a good idea to chuck norris that fucking falcon commercial.
by Sitonitandspin October 19, 2011
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Chuck Norris

Some old dude. He sucks. aka Chuck Whoris.
I kicked Chuck Norris down the stairs and he broke a hip. Then, I beat him with his cane.
by Alyssa yo July 16, 2008
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Chuck Norris

Sylvester Stallone's penis. Only in the movie Rambo.
Bandolier-clad Asian: "Hory crap! you rounhouse kick me in face!"

Sylvester Stallone: "That would be my penis. His name is Chuck Norris."
by TravisWololol January 25, 2008
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Chuck Norris

1. The most over done internet meme and joke that's reaching gigantic popularity only due to the amount of immature internet spammers and that god awful show Family guy.

2.Something that was funny for the first few years but is now bitterly old.

Ronald Lee Ermey could have easily eye gouged and skull fucked Chuck Norris to death if he wanted to.
And example of something old and distasteful(like the chuck norris) would be "Your Mom" jokes.
by AndIhatebabies February 27, 2010
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Chuck Norris

A crazy crusty old conservatard, who everyone thinks is an unstoppable badass for some stupid reason.
Why are so many people in awe of Chuck Norris? He's a crazy moron who nobody listens to, and he's NEVER looked good on film.
by CFij July 7, 2015
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