A cyborg with the power of invincibility... when on screen. Outside he's quite a softie. Some jobless guys from USA went on to raise him to urban legend status just because he was the first Usian to do roundhouse kicks on the big screen. Now there's a running joke about him being stronger than all the gods together and doing eveything beyond impossibility. Non-serious webs like Uncyclopedia and Urban Dictionary get loads of entries about that unfunny joke.
by Stanley Marsh January 11, 2007
Get the chuck norris mug.The act of cutting off a subject's dick and balls with a scalpel, knife, piece of glass, axe, etc. and throwing ot at the subject's face.
Timmy begged Chuck to chuck it to me.
With scalpel in hand Chuck chuckled as he sliced Timmy's dick and balls off and chucked it at Timmys face. His penis landed in his mouth balls deep and blizzed in his mouth.
With scalpel in hand Chuck chuckled as he sliced Timmy's dick and balls off and chucked it at Timmys face. His penis landed in his mouth balls deep and blizzed in his mouth.
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The act of excessively repeating an uninspired or less than mediocre attempt at humor until it is beaten totally lifeless and becomes cringeworthy.
State Farm's marketing department must've have been trawling the shallow end of the gene pool when they thought it would be a good idea to chuck norris that fucking falcon commercial.
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Get the Chuck Norris mug.Bandolier-clad Asian: "Hory crap! you rounhouse kick me in face!"
Sylvester Stallone: "That would be my penis. His name is Chuck Norris."
Sylvester Stallone: "That would be my penis. His name is Chuck Norris."
by TravisWololol January 25, 2008
Get the Chuck Norris mug.1. The most over done internet meme and joke that's reaching gigantic popularity only due to the amount of immature internet spammers and that god awful show Family guy.
2.Something that was funny for the first few years but is now bitterly old.
Ronald Lee Ermey could have easily eye gouged and skull fucked Chuck Norris to death if he wanted to.
2.Something that was funny for the first few years but is now bitterly old.
Ronald Lee Ermey could have easily eye gouged and skull fucked Chuck Norris to death if he wanted to.
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Get the Chuck Norris mug.A crazy crusty old conservatard, who everyone thinks is an unstoppable badass for some stupid reason.
Why are so many people in awe of Chuck Norris? He's a crazy moron who nobody listens to, and he's NEVER looked good on film.
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