by pseudoDon April 4, 2009
Get the Chantard mug.by A Dogg South August 13, 2006
Get the chronarrhea mug.When one is sitting in a room or a car or any other confined space while others are smoking weed, however, said person does not actually take a “hit” off the pipe. As a result of being around so much smoke in a confined area one gets high (see tron, chron’d, chron, or trinitron) just from being in contact with said cloud of smoke.
(Interview with Federal Agents for a job as an IRS auditor)
IRS Agent: Your resume looks very impressive, however, do you smoke Marijuana?
Applicant: No, but one time I was in the basement at my hommie's house and everyone was getting trinitron to the max, there was so much weed beng smoked that I got a chrontact-high fo' sho'!
IRS Agent(slaps applicant on the back): Yeah, I know how that goes!
IRS Agent: Your resume looks very impressive, however, do you smoke Marijuana?
Applicant: No, but one time I was in the basement at my hommie's house and everyone was getting trinitron to the max, there was so much weed beng smoked that I got a chrontact-high fo' sho'!
IRS Agent(slaps applicant on the back): Yeah, I know how that goes!
by C-Murrrrrrrda December 31, 2008
Get the chrontact-high mug.A fudamentalist Christian, devout to the point of mental retardation. A non-thinking person of Christian faith.
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by D March 29, 2004
Get the Christard mug.(noun) A person or persons who work at a marine corp mess hall, who have down syndrome/mental retardation.
A retard who works in a cafetaria line on a military base.
A retard who works in a cafetaria line on a military base.
by nasty_nastee August 14, 2009
Get the Chowtard mug.An act of such exceptional stupidity that it will inspire the intelligent people around to lose their cool and retort in kind.
From the words 'Crowbar' and 'Retard'.
From the words 'Crowbar' and 'Retard'.
First Example:
"Officer, I didn't mean to hurt him, honestly. He just grabbed a crowtard and came at me, and I had to unleash the beast."
Second Example:
First Guy: You know, I seem to have a specific look that I give people that tells them "I'm going to kill you". I wish I could use it at any time.
Second Guy: I, strangely enough, know that feeling. I can do the creepy face that weirds some people out, and makes some people look at me like I'm insane or just ridiculous, but that heartless 'I really want you dead' look kinda has to be pried out of me with a crowtard.
"Officer, I didn't mean to hurt him, honestly. He just grabbed a crowtard and came at me, and I had to unleash the beast."
Second Example:
First Guy: You know, I seem to have a specific look that I give people that tells them "I'm going to kill you". I wish I could use it at any time.
Second Guy: I, strangely enough, know that feeling. I can do the creepy face that weirds some people out, and makes some people look at me like I'm insane or just ridiculous, but that heartless 'I really want you dead' look kinda has to be pried out of me with a crowtard.
by AlphaMaelstrom January 31, 2010
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