Chrisandom

A statement made by the most random man on the planet!.. Chris C...

Wife: Chris what do you want for dinner?
Chris: Food that you eat and poop!
Wife:... You got me with a Chrisandom!

by Christopher Humperdink May 17, 2011

Christard

A fudamentalist Christian, devout to the point of mental retardation. A non-thinking person of Christian faith.

(See pronunciation)

"She doesn't believe in evolution because she is a Christard."

by D March 29, 2004

Chrisparrow

When someone is constantly saying something that is not funny, or that causes people to become hating of what someone says.

Group: Haha, Brett has termites!
P1: No! Brett doesn't have termites, he has crabs! *Laughs*
Group: ... You are being such a chrisparrow!

by Germa88 May 9, 2009

Chrislande

She's the sweetest girl you'll ever meet. She will always make you laugh with her inappropriate jokes. She's a very genuine person. If you become friends with her consider yourself lucky becasue you'll never find someone who cares about you so deeply.

Hey man what's wrong?

Nothing really I'm just- today is not my day

Here come on let's go see chrislande her and her nasty jokes will make you feel better XD

by Malerie October 20, 2020

christtard

noun:
A person that is so blinded by their faith that they appear, to those not sharing their extreme beliefs, to have been stunted at some point in their mental development. These individuals can be found in discussion groups spouting parables, scripture, and direct quotes from the bible, generally to groups that have no desire to read their posts.

When confronted by people not sharing their beliefs, they either say something asinine, quote the bible (sometimes wrongly) or go off on a totally unchristian tangent and swear, insult, and try to belittle the specific one confronting them.

"There is some Christtard in the Atheist group telling us we are all going to hell because we don't think exactly like he does."

by Eustace Baggs August 29, 2007

Chrisandra

A girls name who is very pretty, has alot of friends, and everyone loves to hangout with her.

Oh yeah shes a Chrisandra

by James and Jose :D August 6, 2011

christarian

An authoritarian that uses Christianity as a means to legitimize their ideology.

That preacher screaming about obedience to God, and not about loving your neighbor, is not a Christian. He's really a Christarian.

by jurban1997 January 30, 2017