Christiano Syndrome

The condition of mental retardation where you subsist on another being for everything.
Damn, chris! im gonna make a dictionary definition of the condition you have, im gonna call it christiano syndrome.
by FIREBOMB808 May 05, 2022
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Christiano Ronaldo

The biggest soccer failure of all time. He thinks he is the best, but he is the worst. Many girls call him handsome, but he is greedy. He played against Messi in a Clasico. He did score, but Leonel Messi scored last second and beat his team
Christiano Ronaldo sucks. He always takes off his shirt. such a show oof
by Messithebest trust me October 28, 2018
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christiano ronaldo sewy

christiano ronaldo sewy
me:whats your favorite soccer team?
speed:christiano ronaldo sewy
by bexzerker May 25, 2022
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Christiano Ronaldo Junior

I don't get why you guys glaze him. I mean, ok but not ok.
He follows sophie rain and that is just themostdisrespectthingieverseenbya14yearold 😡
Ooookay i admit maybe hes erm ''every girls type'' but why follow naked woman

Also whyru so grumpy with fans, like chill ew

Also the glazing is to much. its just a curly head that plays football ok
.: Omg, Christiano Ronaldo Junior is myy mann!!!
.: He doesnt know you exist

( The harsh truth, but i believe there are many guys just like him😒 )
by spillingalotoffacts July 29, 2024
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christiano

Christiano's dick is bigger than the Eiffel Tower. And he's also a pansexual vegan demigod muslim guy.
''Yo christiano's dick is 40 inches fam''
by yayatha March 21, 2017
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