Christen

A woman that John cherishes and loves deeply.

John: “Christen, you are my one and only”

by John David Dominique Decio November 25, 2019

Christen

To remove identifying marks from stolen goods, to make like new again.

Little Jake christened the Beamer with a new VIN number."

by Twathenge April 28, 2006

Christen

A boy with dark hair, perfect personality, best humor , and makes you smike all the time,and if your with him your the luckiest girl in the world , he says he isn't the best but he is amazing if u got him love him and be you because he will love you for you and not for fake you , and loves every single thing about you , your lucky you have him if u ever get him.

"Damn look at christen he is cute"

"I know I'm so lucky I have him he is the best "

by Mookie16D April 23, 2018

Christen

Someone who likes to be a ruff ruff

That Christen over there is a ruff ruff, she must like to work with children

by ruffruffchris April 18, 2010

Christen

Anoying little shit head that barges into your group when you dont want him to

Oh fuck a christen just came in

by Officer earl November 19, 2019

Christen

A skinny ginger bitch. She got a white girl ass and curly pumpkin orange hair. She'd give up her friends to fit in with the main stream.

Christen is such a two face. She left us for the plastics again.

by flappytoe August 16, 2017

Christen

Christen has a big brain…to fit in her giantic forehead. Will honestly laugh at any joke, she has very bad humor. Skilled with the piano… but has slow fingers 😏

Christen forehead is as big as the fucking sky.

by Raineeeee November 22, 2021